stoned

i realised that if i dont feel like blogging i shouldnt. if not all the comes out would be a load of boring crap. like the previous post etc etc. from now on i should only blog when i feel like it, those days when i start typing and everything on my mind just comes out. which was damn long ago. i think the last time i did that was my apology to Mrs G.C. speaking of g.cshe doesnt seem sad about her very great personal loss earlier this year.. i wonder why. hmmm. maybe she's overworking herself to forget it, i saw her reach school at 640am in a cab on orientation day 1. thats damn power la, and who the hell goes so early to school on day 1?? (either than me, of course)



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acjc > rjc > njc > cjc > pjc > yjc > srjc

so like, ac rocks. everyday im liking it more and more. i can't wait to get my class la, then things will be more fun. and i skipped afternoon lectures for the last 2 days to follow the guys to play lan and cut hair and drink super strong coffee at coffee bean etc etc... like omg, i probably missed out on alot la, im gonna stop skipping from tmr onwards, gotta start mugging for the CA in week 4 man. heard that physics is damn hard, so ill just have to mug EVEN HARDER

had REW this week, tmr's the last day. i gotta say that the chapels in barker seemed better,more... ?holy? like i could really feel god's presence and everything there la. but as qing pointed out it could be because in barker only 500 people were in chapel at one time while in ac 1900 people are doing it at the same time. being back in a christian school rocks, i felt so deprived when i was in sr cause i didnt get to hear devotions and prayer every morning etc etc. at least now i get to hear it for 2 more years. Even though im still recovering from my traumatic experience in sr, life is getting better in ac, and im sure it will continue to. at least i no longer dread going to school like i did in sr...

Orientation 2

So O2 ended on thursday night. really a waste that its only 2 days long, but ohwells, we are 2nd intake students. Getting screwed in corn starch and mud and detergent was just damn fun la.. lol. Too bad now my og is split up forever. They should really have made it longer. Like we're gonna waste next week with all-week lectures anyway.

I think this time the finale was cooler than the 1st intake one. O1's campfire was super draggy and boring, i know cuz i was stoning there. At least this time it was a short finale. like we all went to the badminton hall to watch the finale video and mass dance etc etc. ended at 7. cheers to the cool councellors who made it all happen, and to my og too, see u in school people! jaraderth jaraderth!!

and if u havent known yet, im only allowed to take 3 a lvl subs in ac cuz they say my sciences arent good enough. i absoulutely dont think so.. but they have the last say. ohwells again. math chem physics maths(s) physics(s) chem(s) and GP will still give me 7 distinctions(ok that will never happen, ill only get 6 distinctions cuz i wont take physics s paper ). so no worries. gogo 1se1!!! se1 all the way!

Jaraderth**

ok i got it wrong. u know when i wrote down my OG name, i wrote the r such that it looked like a v. lame. anyways today i got to see jaraderth. turned out like i expected, only like half my OG wants to stay, the rest got booted from hwa chong, rj or nj. its so stupid man, like all these people who dont wanna be here are here, and the people who really wanna be here arent. what bitter irony.

so my og will only be together for 2 days. thats sad. they should make it longer, u know, give ourselves a chance to know each other better. 2 days is too short!! ah well, we'll probably be cooler after the games tmr la. at least i interract with the people in my og (unlike the some people i know during their orientation in 1st intake). in short, things are great, i suppose it'll be even cooler when i get my class.

im looking forward to tmr. at least ill be participating in the games, lol. i sorta sat out today cuz i was too sian. but tmr ill win for jaraderth!! now im back in ac, i know how cool it is again. being back again sure is great. just hope they'll allow me to take 4 subs, like wtf.. if i was in cj or something i would take 4subs with no problem la. stupid ac making it raw l1r5 10... and i also cant decide whether to take math chem phy econs or math chem bio econs. advice anyone??

Javaderth

So like today i finally went to cut my hair, cuz people tell me that the discipline at ac is like gay. And my hair guy didnt have his old assistant, like wtf man, theres this new girl who spends 15 mins washing ur hair. i think my scalp was wrinkled after that la. zzz anyways after that my ogl called me and told me his name was A_ _ _ _ _ (i forgot).

So like, i hope i can click with my OG and all. Even though its only 2 days, u know.. make the best of it. Orientation is fun after all right?

We'll see in a day or 2

sunburnt in sentosa

right. so on wednesday we all finally abandoned our comps and decided to go to sentosa! haha. met in the morning for breakfast at harbourfront macs before proceeding to play pool and arcade at the arcade place there ( this was not planned but we decided it was cool to do it first). Pool wasnt that fun, but the arcade was cool man. haha, beat su in every daytona game we played and then beat him in NBA before proceeding to give 4 computer teams including the S.A Spurs a thrashing before getting pwned by a team called "alanta hawks". which was damn stupid. i didnt even know there was an "atlanta hawks". lol

anyways we went straight to siloso beach once we were in sentosa. swam over to the island to write a big FUCK. haha, then some ah beng's destroyed it by making it "zx loves to FUCK". fucking assholes, i bet they didnt know how to spell fuck thats why they had to wait for us to spell it for them. moving on, we swam back to the main island and were floating around in the water when we saw this hot girl. now at that point, we didnt know she was a bloody lesbian. only later on when she and her fuckin butch partner came and started intimately hugging next to us in the water did we realise she was les. Lemme take this moment to say this is a damn waste, freakin butches stealing hot girls from guys, its just saddening to know that a few guys were deprived of a hot gf because she turned les. i mean, how do they do it? they cant have children or anything can they? we were also ogling at this group of girls but never really talked to them cuz we were all damn sian and wanted to get out of the water after swimming for 3 hours+ (never seemed that long did it guys?)

anyways ds got lost for like half an hour after we washed up and we were stoning at the rasa-sentosa beach place where our locker was for him to come back with our key. sian, all this communication breakdown screwed us up. went to sakae sushi to eat ourselves dead. we ate 91 bucks of sushi like wtf, omfg. lol. 4 rounds of sushi and desert with fruits. we ate that days lunch, dinner and the next days breakfast in 1 meal. felt like vommiting after the 3rd rond of sushi and skipped desert. u know when we started we were like damn hungy and were like "hey sushi is cool" but after 1.5 hours of eating later we were like "shit im in the TAF club, gg".

my shoulders hurt from the sunburn

barker carvival and haunted house

lol. the haunted house was the funniest shit i ever did. since there werent actually shifts we were working from 9am-530pm except for a few short breaks. we were all quite serious and did some scary shit from 9am - noon but after that we couldnt be bothered. so we just sat behind the thrash bags and screamed nanoflame's name. lol. and when some fucked up rowdy barker guys come we insult them badly and push them into the next room. its damn funny. can u imagine paying 7 bucks to enter a haunted house to hear the ghost say "fuck u and ur 7 mothers 8 times in every hole". But its not like they werent pissing us off, we only did it to the fuckers who make holes in the fake walls and act like fags. then there were these 56 point people trying to act cool by punching big holes in the thrash bags. like fuck em. they can fucking work in my son's 3rd mistresses 15th dog's 8th servant's 2nd lap-dog's factory.

ok, but everything was fun la. like we had alot of fun insulting all those mother fuckers. and i remember dragging some sec1 kid 5 metres on the floor because he squirted water at me. lol. they act so cool but when u fuck them back they look like useless small fags scared that u'll punch them again. i hope the violence and profanities we used on them really affected them. i dont know what barker is becoming now, all the fags trying to act cool and shit like that. they can all shit in their pants while driving their C.O.M.F.O.R.T cabs in the future. i had a nice day, i know i spoilt theirs. but i dont care, because they suck. i wish i was back there in the dark railing insults at every family member they have. it is fun to do that after all.

oh and u know that funniest thing ever was that after that people actually told me that the haunted house was one of the best stalls they ever went to that day? so people actually enjoyed paying to be insulted in pitch darkness. lol

yesterday and today

right so yesterday was kinda like my last day in sr. nothing much to comment on, since it sux so bad. except that i skipped all the periods again and i blasted a tennis ball into the canteen. that was damn funny. i was playing tennis with this guy from nick's class called elvann in the futsal court next to the canteen. and since it was my turn to serve i hit damn hard since i was a noob and the ball flew damn fast into the canteen. lol, we all ran away like damn fast. thinking it killed some sad j1 fag eating wan ton mee in the canteen or something. it was fucking funny la, lol, watching the ball fly into the canteen and running away to avoid being caught.

today i went back to barker with the peeps from acjc to do the haunted house. i helped finish making the coffin! w00t! it was like the first thing to be fully complete for haunted house. then we did stupid things like scare each other in the pitch darkness. well, at first it didnt look like it was gonna be that successful, but now i think it'll be quite a success u know.. if we all do our jobs right and we get the entire place really really pitch dark. hopefully we'll be cool enough to pull off a great show on that day yeah? haha

barker carnival

barker carnival this saturday!! haha, im supposed to help JT and the ac people do the haunted house. Thats gonna be so cool, ill fuck all the small children up and make them piss in their pants. anyways JT says he can get me a letter to give me wed, thurs and friday off. That would be so cool, means wednesday's bowling training will be my last time in srjc!! haha. MUAHAHA. im too happy. my days in hell are over. w00t. like everytime the ACJC peeps do the haunted house in barker carnivals they're really good, so lets hope this one will be just as great!

tomorrows my 2nd last bowling training in srjc. the last will be during the march hols. damn.. one of the best things about srjc is the bowling training. its like the highlight of my school time there. last week when i told coach ill be going in ac he was telling me how i might not get a chance to bowl for them since they're so good, but i dont care. i might not get into their team this year but i will next year. 190 average gogogo!!! lol. and i think if i spend all my time from now till may bowling i might get in as a reserve or something la. which is already quite an achivement considering i only started bowling again in january after a 2 year break.

new template!!

haha, i got the my new template up. took 2 whole hours to do everything, getting my music up, doing the links, bringing the tagboard over etc. i was looking around blogskins.com when i chanced upon this girl ev0ne who made like a hundred great skins! must say sh'es got real talent man, making all those great skins. u can link to her stuff under the "credits" section of my navigation bar.

bowlers and taxi drivers

so like yesterday we went bowling and my average sucked... was like 115. i never bowled below 120 since like dunno how long ago. even amanda beat me in one game. which shows how lame she is la, even when im at my worst she only beat me once. LOL. jk jk.. i couldnt find my fucking strike line. so i was just changing my starting postition everytime. and all the pocket hits i got left 1 pin standing. i was like crying. maybe its because i kept changing from cranking on the 3rd arrow to the normal kind of hook from the right side. knn, im gonna go bowl another 5 games later and i hope ill do better.

alright so before i went bowling i was trying to flag a cab down to bring me to the superbowl after going to st. georges street to pick amanda and yiling up. but no bloody cab wanted to bring me to st. georges street first. knn, and this old man picked me up outside my house and after 3mins of driving he said he had to rush off and couldnt go to st. georges street first so he dropped me somewhere in katong. i was like "FUCK YOU THEN WHY THE HELL DID U PICK ME UP??". After that i tried flagging down like 7 empty cabs but none wanted to pick me up. FUCK cab drivers man, their damn useless, no wonder they only drive cabs. However, this nice arab taxi driver came along and picked me up. what a nice guy. THe cab number is SHA7597Z and his name is Abd Jailani B A Rahman. U cannot imagine how grateful i was to him. So like. FUCK U ALL CHINESE CAB DRIVERS EVEN ARAB ONES ARE BETTER THAN U. I think getting so fucking pissed with cab drivers made my bowling so bad that day. fuck em all. fuck comfort, fuck citicab. only SHA7597Z is cool.

hahahahah who's the pro??

i got 12 points!! like w00t. im so cool i beat even j pang!! i did in 3 weeks what some took 3months to do. thats damn cool. qing thinks i might need to appeal into ac but i dont think so la. like.. i did equivilent to someone with 6 distictions right? why the hell would they not give a 12 pointer a place. Apart from that, sr is giving holiday for the entire week so we're all really happy. And ill probably skip 3 days next week or something.

so like even though we wanted to party after o level results came out we didnt really party... we went to fucking newton hawker centre to eat??? its like the most dirty place ever. then we went to stone in the cine pool place and went for dinner at sakae sushi where we all ended up treating ds. after dinner we walked all the way down to PS so that qing could use the toilet there and we all left before 11pm. knn, qing's mum better allow him to go out late during the holidays man. or it'll be damn stupid watching 2pm movies again.

On the 2nd day after the releasse of results. i couldnt crash Founders day, so i met qing and the rest at suntec only to find out that they betrayed me and ate dinner already!!! in the end we still went to KFC to eat and everyone got peer pressured to eat popcorn chicken. afterwhich, ws brought qy and i to his friends house to play pool. when we all got home we agreed to play all night dota but qing left at 3am leaving me to stone until 5.

sound boring? its meant to be. Now u to know how boring my life was over the last 2 days.

AC? Or will i burn in hell again?

Right now, thats the question in my mind. ACJC or not? This really is so messed. Why was i trying so hard to enter AC in december, but now, i dont give a shit? Maybe its cause i wasnt in for the first 3 months, but i was already in for 10 years, shouldnt i feel a sense of loyalty to the school? Its probably cause of all the shit i hear about the fucked up teachers.

But the value of an ACS education really is great. The people u get to know, the connections u make etc... Cuz every AC student will grow up to do cool stuff next time. we all know that. Even lamers like sdu who go to poly will probably start his own successful chain of restaurants or travel agencies etc.. One day i could be asking qing to help me sue LCD for crashing is toyota corolla ALTIS into the back of my Bently Continental GT right???

Hopefully going back to school tmr will reaffirm my commitment to go into acjc. And i really hope ill be able to make it in. Good luck whoever is getting they're o level results tmr. Im sure we'll all do fine in the end

Thursdays

Thursdays usually suck. Its like my super long say in SR. But this thursday was good. haha. I left school at 10am after feigning sickness and went home to sleep! You'll never know how badly i needed that 2 hours man. Im suddenly 10X more tired in JC. Maybe its cuz i have to keep running away from lectures. LOL

Ok so O level results are coming soon. This is probably how im gonna feel with whatever marks i get:

6-10 - LOL this is too good. i studied 3 weeks and got this?? its impossible, so ill like, take of my shirt and run around Singapore 6 times or summat.
10-12 - OK, at least i can go to AC. But it probably wont get this score too
12-15 - i was expecting this. So ill just be.. expressionless
15-16 - maybe ill go CJ. i dont how ill feel..
17-20 IM GONNA FUCKING CRY AND JUMP OFF THE FIFTH FLOOR of barker..

Anyways, even if i get between 11-14.. i dont know if i should go ac to do 3 subjects o go cj to do 4... sigh. Im in a dilemma

haha. just thought ill post this here... me and j pang at grad night!! what a cool dude, hope to see him in ac soon so i can screw him up more :) 

Serangoon Special Part 2

Alright im gonna blog abt srjc again while i wait for su to finish his dinner to play dota with me. Im gonna tell u guys, theres really nothing wrong with srjc, the teachers are great, the students are great (until march), but the school sux. i dont know how to explain it, the school just sux. Is it because its a wtfjc? probably

So after our 5km road race today our principal spoke to us. She was talking stuff about how its not winning but participating that matters. That is like so wrong. Thats a losers excuse to losing. They only tell this to all the losers. Because winning isnt everything, its the only thing. If you dont win you're nothing. Thats what life's like, face it. I know... like how the wtfss guy stole my place in ac because he did better than me. i lost to him.

Thats probably why srjc sux so much, we dont care about winning. Even when we get 4th position for some kind of unknown competition the principal still looks happy. Thats why the school sux, loser school. I pity the principal, she's a nice lady, she shouldn't even be the principal of such a fucked up place. ah well... i pity myself too but self pity is screwed.

TESTS TESTS TESTS!!!

damn. i think i messed up chem test part 1. it was like damn tedious and tricky. so different from the tutorials. and chem test part 2 and c math test are tmr. i also got my damn econs project(which i havent started on yet) to hand up by friday. crap, i should really start mugging, all the times i tried to mug i just ended up doing like 5 questions and slacking off after that.

i just bowled 5 hours in 1 day. tuesday night and wednesday afternoon. my arm feels even more screwed. my sprain got worst. maybe i really wont recover from it, ill just cry and die. whats more, i accidentaly cut my thumb last night, so my thumb was like bleeding freely. after bowling my thumb was like damn bloody. lol, it was quite sick. but it didnt hurt, i dont know why.

oh yeah. i got 18/20 for the gay ass c math test 1!!! haha,i didnt even mug for it. Serangoon standard for maths is really damn low, but i reckon their chem and chinese standard are pretty much as good or better than ac. like mr ang says, its not the school, its the students.

chill

oh crap

crap.. i forgot to change "the wind wrote in the water at 7pm" thing last week... so much for my punctuality. ahhhh well who cares, at least now that my deadline is over i wont have one to meet. lol

Serangoon Special part 1 - V day

Since i got nothing better to write about this whole week cause common test week is damn boring. ill blog about serangoon. yes, the shit hole. yes, my temporary hell. And since its part 1, im gonna talk about how nice it is.

IF I WAS HAPPY in serangoon jc for 1 day, it would be V day. Yes fools, valentines day. I have never seen such coolness in serangoon before. councillors dressed up as pirates to wish the school happy V day right after assembly to song dedications during recess. We could hear those big speakers blasting music the whole day so that it was damn hard for the teachers to teach in level 1 classrooms. And since the chem tutor was absent for 1 whole period we were slacking in the corridor listening to music.. Even ugly girls exchanging valentines day gifts with even uglier girls. valentines day spirit eh?

Since SRJC isnt nice at all, u cant expect me to write very much. so ill stop here. come back when i whine about how screwed it is. Ur page will take 1 hour to load cause it'll be a DAMN LONG BLOG.

haha a 6 day weekend.

I skipped sch again today so that gives me a 6 day weekend!! Haha this feels like march school holidays. I was just stoning online for the whole day until now. Gonna go for ac idol with qing and ??su and ws?? later.

Actually.. i should be at the pro shop collecting my ball which has just been replugged but fuck it. its gonna take like an hour which means i have to sacrifice 1 DOTA GAME!! lol. Its Common Test Week next week, i better start mugging on saturday. knowing serangoon's standard.. ill probably pwn it even if i didnt mug this weekend. lol.

ahhhhh... ill probably go train and collect my ball with nick tomorrow. thank god i found another bowling fanatic who's parents are willing to blow 30 bucks a week on training with me. if not training solo will be damn boring. ok i typed enough time to go back to my dota.

peace out