Haha my centennial

Wow my 100th post, i didnt know i blogged so much. 100 is a nice number, like one hundred posts away i was worrying about o levels, and a hundred posts after this ill be worrying about A levels.

Anyways lets backtrack to my Tuesday, October 25, 2005 post, where i said i would compile a list of things to accomplish this holidays. Seeing that i havent done anything in the past month, i probably should start doing something constructive in my life other than trying to increase my eye degree to a 4 digit number. SO there is this great need for me to have the following list to keep me on task and prevent me from slipping into the depths of retarded dota addiction.


Things to do before i die this holiday
1) Get your banshee icon (150 undead wins, and you're probably thinking "wtf this guy's list starts with warcraft he is gg-ed")
2) 2 Dota's a day max by december 31st
3) Improve your bloody bowling (I've only bowled thrice since promos)
4) Brush up on maths
5) GO to the blardy gym twice a week
6) Change this ugly blog skin
7) Finish reading half-blood prince
8) Clear up my room, my o level tys is still on my table
9) Start buying christmas presents for my homies
10) Do the last 9 things before i die this holiday YESSSSS

Lets appreciate this 100th post. My 100th post is unorganised with no flow like the last 99. But i dont care, i bet you wont be able to come up with a post half as good as this if you're doing it while alt tabbing from your dota like i am. Heehee, oh let me do shoutouts in my 100th post.


4a3 - Looi is back! Class outing class outing!

Barker people - Ok, im sorry i got sakaed so quickly it must have been my sore throat that screwed my appetite, because su didnt get me that ice tea at lido, that ass

Zhihuan - Hello, you're probably too busy surfing around for new ways to die to read this. But it was cool seeing you at sitex.

Myself - You bloody suck at shoutouts, dont do it again.

Beyond The Game

WCG rocks rocks rocks rocks RoX my SOX!! SO many great matches, SO many pros, SO many suprises. The defeat of grubby by SKY and shortround resulted in grubby taking his (??first??) non-first placing in a big tournament this year. And the emergence of chinese gosus, like omg the upset of u5.pato by XIAOT and the domination of SKY with his l337 tower rush that owned the likes of grubby and shortround. SO COOL! Finally a chinese champ for a game dominated by the west and korea.

So anyways, i guess i should talk more about GOSUBAY. Or what most of my fellow countrymen deem as the disgrace of singapore. REALLY, i don't feel that our friend GOSUBAY has disgraced singapore, i think there were many reasons for his archer massing. I presume he wanted to mass a bigger force to take down the korean's expansion, and also after he failed to stop the expansion, he woulda wanted more units to defend so he would want to get more archers right? They are cheap and get produced pretty quickly too. And if i remember correctly he did put up 2 Ancients of Lore but the korean's mortar's raped them.

I do not think one of Singapore's best players would mass archers for no reason. Neither do i think he deserves the undue remarks that those ah bengs about him. Like i was looking at the comments at the wcg website and i saw stuff from singaporeans like "stupid gosubay noob disgraced singapore". Like hello wtf??, that page is supposed to be for you to cheer on your national team, not flame them? idiot. He's a better player than we all are and im sure none of the ah bengs who said those things would be able to play better against the korean dude.

So heres a pic of us and Gosubay ( in red)















I bet he probably thinks we're taking the picture to mock him. But really, i was not. He derserves repect, for having to courage to play, lose, and face the bunch of fuckups who were there to mock him for the job no one else could have done better. Thats more courage than all the leavers on my banlist have put together. And i give him my respeck for that.


Heres another pic with shortround aka dennis chan representing the USA.














Haha dennis(the other one) are you reading this? I know you read this blog once in awhile. Anyways we should give credit to dennis for his great sportsmanship after losing the grand finals to sky. He's really damn polite and nice, i feel bad that i was rooting for china to win now.

Ahah theres probably much more to write about wcg but ill end here for now. hahahhhhh

WCGWCGWCG

teeheehee the world cyber game's are here. Stupid singapore, wcg is a bloody international event but the coverage is still so low. Like if i wasnt in the gaming scene i wouldnt know that singapore was hosting the WCG finals this year. Anyways ill be going down to suntec tomorrow with weisheng, chang and some other war3 addicts to breathe the same air as Grubby, and in doing so probably making our apm increase by about 50. I feel so sorry for the poor korean guy playing him at 2pm tomorrow... from pre match polling at the world cyber games website almost the whole world voted for grubby to win, hahah.

Heres some stupid info about this years WCG that i read up while surfing the WCG websites.
1. The games village is actually Costa Sands resort
2. The players, staff and referees of WCG actually took up 360 rooms in costa sands
3. CNN is providing coverage of wcg but mediacorp is the "host broadcaster".
4. Italy is the host nation for the next WCG
5. The world cyber games actually have a theme song called "beyond the game". wtf
6. WCG attracted 1million participants and audience in San Francisco last year

But the funniest part is this excerpt i took from the wcg website. "Said Mr Hank Jeong, CEO of ICM: We are very excited that MediaCorp TV, one of the major media outlets in Singapore, is the official host broadcaster of WCG 2005 Grand Final"

....like hello??!? mediacorp is one of the major media outlets in singapore? Theres only one and its not major, we watch so much more cable channels than crappy local shows.

anyways, i havent slept for the past 60+ hours. So im like tired X3. Zhihuan was telling me that if you dont sleep for 72hours you start to go mental. Like hallucinate and stuff, but i guess i shouldnt try that, in case i see su behind me at 3am or something, then my mother will be wondering why i am slashing the air behind me with a knife.

Speaking of su, su and i found out that no one types english in Kalimdor, Battle Net's Asia server. The people there communicate in a series of question and exclamation marks. Seriously. The in-game chat of one of our games there was like that:

Player 1: !!?! !!!?!!!
Player 2: ?!?
Player 1: !?!!!
(Su's player name i forgot) : Lol these fags cant talk
(Su's player name i forgot) has left the game.

And thats how we got booted too. Like can you only insult them after the game starts? Then they do anything. But really, i find it damn funny that Kalimdor people converse this way.

OP over!!!!

its over, good job guys.
but ill do it all over again,
and we'll still get a band1,
because AC199 rocks.

we should get our band1 if everything else goes well teehee.
despite all the card games and slacking inbetween,
our effort should pay off.

but im sad, my 15 win streak ended... BNet finally woke up their idea and gave me a level27 opponent, but i still did give him a good fight. sigh, bouts of depression suck, must the exessive warcrafting. i think i need more coffee bean sessions people...

why hello there

Official is so fun, i just reached my new record win streak of 6 so happy. But currently only ws, chang and me play official, the rest are just dota fags. Like you must revive that love for officials man. Dont you guys remember the adrenaline rush of 1v1, the challenge of head to head battle. Its so thrilling.

Anyways, my new favourite match up is ORC. Harass with your ghouls so they'll think ur getting ghouls then get 6 fiends and make em think u switched to fiends when actually you have dual temple of the damned pumping maste necro's at the back of your base, then 2 wagons full of corpses and bring his base down. Its like so cool, before he can say "Oh my f*ct necrowagon" his base is pounded and his tauren raped by 50 skeletons swarming his base. Any air gets pwnt by 6 fiends. So fun.

And i guess official is better than dota. Its more mentally stimulating, like we have to think more, predict what the enemy is doing, where he is creeping etc etc. So my goal is to reach level 10 by tmr, only about 4 more wins since im almost level 9 already gogogo!

Ahahhah and the stupid subaru challenge is back at taka. Qing remember our favourite passtimes in sec 3 and 4 was to go laugh at those fools drying up in the sun while we sip our ice cold coke in the shade? Damn funny, we should go one of these days it just started and it only lasts about 50 hours.

FEVER

Arrrrghhhhh i woke up today with at 38 degrees celcius fever, so horrible. So miserable, so AGONISING. But anyways i feel better now after taking 2 panadol's every 4 hours since 10am. I think its the man sitting next to me on the bus yesterday because he looked damn sick and pale. Stupid idiot, so sick still wanna take bus, spread his illness to innocent people like me and ruin my holidays.

So its just very very horrible to be running a temperature and too weak to do anything else because i can't eat because i dont have an appetite. At least some time around 3pm my temperature finally subsided to like 37.5 so i could turn on my comp to play warcraft. LOL.

And my cut down on dota program is actually working!! I might actually be able to cut down to 5 hours of dota a day by the end of this month. YESSSS

holi holi holiDAYS

so fun. its the year end 2 month period of 12 hours of daily sleep and alot of fun inbetween. and im getting my solo groove back, my apm went from 80-90 in 2 days of watching Memoria.werra replays. But i wonder why memoria.werra has such a shitty rec when his solo is quite gosu, but his rt on us west is like 52-50 wtf??!!.

ok a non battle.net user will not understand what i have just said and am about to say because he has a life and has spent the last 2 years of his life doing constructive things during the holidays like mugging and flying kites instead of sitting infront of my (godspeed dual 2.6c processor 512ram 800fsb hyper threading supported uber graphics computer) playing games. but the warcraft scene has changed alot already, i still remember those mass fiend + stats to pwn all and win days. Now u mass fiend and get pwnt by gay far seer/TC chainwave crap. There is also a new addition to the things we see daily now (click to enlarge):


















(DRUM ROLL PLEASE).... the winner of the laggy AT partner of the year award landon su, luckily the ladder just reset and in those days mass fiends still pwnt but like omg dont you miss those days where i was the lagger and not you? oh wait, those were ROC days where ghoul rush with dreadlord pwnt. LOL

its chinese tmr, but no one cares. because its chinese. Actually i'd rather fail this and retake next june so i have more itme to study for it. I dont know why but suddenly this year my interest on chinese history, culture and language has been revived abit. As in, its interesting when ur not mugging for it but doing it for fun that kinda thing.

And we're going to madam's house tmr for class party! yay, the first class event many many many MANY of the girls in se1 will attend. But thats not the point, we're used to it. The point is we're gonna have fun and more fun after that when 5 unfortunate people will get pwnt by a very pumped (whatever hero i random). heeheehee. And i wonder why so many of my classmates enjoy LAN outings, its just me pwning and them getting pwnt. Like, it bores me too man.

ipassedipassedipassedipassed

Xavier's whining to me now, at 1am, while im doing my I and R. Complaining about something called 1SB2 and telling me he should be in 1SE1 cause we're stupid therefore they give us better teachers who dont get bitch fits etc. Its 1am, too early man... too early

And i passed everything!! 3A 2AO yess yessssss YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS now i can really relax during the hols. Somehow i feel that i dont deserve to relax because i didnt mug that hard after all... But God really owns man, he has a way of making everything work out in the end, like during O levels.

OK im too pro im done with my I and R already so good night and ill try and update more tmr.

pffffffffffffffffffffft results

1A 2AO. No different from terms. Will promote without having to take supps if they moderate correctly. Im only worried that my CAs will pull my overall down to fail.. But i really thank god for giving me that peace during every exam except physics, to stay calm and concentrate. Although in the end the only one i passed was physics la lol.

But its so horrible, alot of my classmates did quite badly, i feel so sorry for them. They dont deserve those grades at all, I probably deserve it more than them. I really want every se1er to promote, each of them impacts the class in their own way and it'll be very different even if one of us are missing. But result slips coming back tomorrow, so we'll all know the outcome soon.

Life has been schooldotasleep for the past few days. so screwed up. I think i should get a life and not dota so much, its fun when you play like once a day not 10 hours in a row for 2 days like i did over the weekend.

Maybe i should have a goal in life. Then i can actually start working towards something, lol. But seriously, I should think about that more during holidays... and compile a list of things to do this hols. Yes, very important or ill just waste it away on Battle.net like i did with every long holiday i had since sec3.

As usual i was going to blog about alot more stuff but im suddenly tired and hungry(for more dota). I shall blog more tomorrow when i get the results back. Pray hard people.

my suicide letter

Im so sorry friends, I really had such a great time with you in the mortal world, now its time for me to move on into the nether world. Bye bye and see you in 80 years time when you die of normal stuff like cardiac arrests while i have to die tmr by jumping of andre's 30 story block. At least i know ill only feel pain for 0.001 secs, which is less than human reaction time anyways. LOL. Ok i lied, i know suicide sux, ill just come back after being sad about it for like a lifetime.

So i realised why sometimes(ok most) my blogs are short and organised. Because im either going to play or in the midst of a dota game so my thoughts are extremely scattered. Luckily im playing less dota and playing more officials these days. Times have changed already, my 2003 mass fiends to pwn strat is damn outdated, the trend is more ghouls/gargs now, or at least that's what i see in replays and strategy forums. And omg the new matchup system is damn bad lar. I keep getting matched up with level 12 and above when im only level 5, its something like once you reach 50% wins they start giving u hard opponents. So hard :(

Results. Results out tmr. Im actually damn worried but like alot of people told me its already marked too late to change anything. Just hope i can promote without taking subs, or even take subs, i just dont wanna retain. My aspirations of getting 3 distinctions have been reduced to just getting through year one, how sad. It kinda sucks to be unprepared for every exam since my eye one. LOL. get it? eye examination. Anyways everything is in god's hands and i trust he knows whats best for me. Chang's msn nick is something like "For i know the plans i have for you, declares the lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you......" you know that bible verse? So like i told alot of people, god probably didnt plan for tmr. hah

Open house on saturday. I remember going there on a saturday not too long ago, with alot of barker boys. I remember taking 196 home from acjc for the first time in my life that day. I remember telling myself "I WANT TO BE HERE". I remember the goodie bags, which i will be giving to MeOneYearAgo's. I remember how happy we all were then. I remember the false impressions we had of AC, like we actually thought it was a happy place. But i guess it is lar, its just a different sort of happiness from the one we experienced in barker.
False impressions: we all have them until we finally realize they are false. If you get what i mean.

So there was this raving lunatic on 48 today. He got on at holland village and was still on the bus when i left. He was damn crazy la, holding this murder weapon in his hand, screaming vulgarities telling people if they were going to die, at the top of his voice, and he was banging his head on the windows and seats of the bus too.

LIKE WTF, how can this kinda people even be allowed in public? Its damn scary lar. And me, landon, lucas and some acs i guy whom we befriended while laughing at the psycho were just laughing at him. Until when su got off the banged the glass damn loudy and made the psycho even more psycho. Su u fucker, he was staring at us after that. So lucas and me freaked out and moved forward to where the barkers boys were sitting. Thats another cool thing about 48, it services every single AC school in singapore. ACS(I), International, ACJC, ACS Barker, Primary and ACJS.

LUCKILY i met the barker boy who stayed in my condo, so i had company until my house. But he was still screaming and banging his head on random hard objects in the bus and freaking the entire bus out lar. The boy who stays near me tells me the madman is always on 48, but its the first time i've seen him. Im damn traumatised now, but if i meet him tmr i might just murder him instead because of my results.

ok. this entire post has no flow. Im talking about totally different stuff every paragraph. Maybe i should spend more time blogging in the future, just to make my blog readible. HAH, in 12 hours time ill be damn happy or more probably damn sad. Pray for me people. Please

Letter to counsellor

I realised that i was cursing that guy too much in the previous post and ill probably get into deep shit. So i deleted it, and replaced it with this.

Dear (Referee of that match),

Thanks for being so impartial, fair and nice. Even though we were getting fouled, hit, scratched and cursed at, you were so fair in letting them continue the match without doing anything. I totally appreciate it. Totally.

Thanks also for allowing all the snatching away of balls and rough play without doing anything, that was so nice of you. And disallowing the last goal, that was the best part. We're so glad that we lost the match because of your help. Seriously, we're like so grateful.

The 30th students council really rocks, i hope to see more of this in future events.

Yours sincerely,
30th Students Council Supporter

haha its ended

Newton's law of gravitation states that the gravitational force acting on any two point masses is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of their distance apart, and it acts along the line joining the two masses.

YESS!! I know i got at least one mark for physics.. ok but thats no consolation. I know i effed section C, because i did the mechanics question when gary chan told us not to do it. because i only had 15mins to do section C, because i had no sense of urgency while doing section B, because i thought my physics was damn good, because i passed it for terms. The list could go on.

But im just glad its over, even though i didnt really mug that hard. The rest is in god's hands.

And i saw this ghost at cine today. It was damn freaky..They shouldnt have this kinda publicity stints anymore. But then again its damn interesting, maybe i should go there tmr again to see if they're doing it again.

The most depressing thing is that my motherboard isnt back yet. Im not sure if DHL does deliveries on weekends, but THEY BETTER DO. Because i really wanna play with my classmates before i get my (depressing) results back. But qing is right, dota sux... it pwns you in alot of ways. I need a new passtime.

how can it end when i havent started?

Argh crapp promos are ending tmr and i feel like i've hardly started revision. I could do all the papers so far but getting marks is another issue..

And im not feeling stressed either. I mean... I should be feeling damn stressed at this point, cramming my ass off till wee hours in the morning before sleeping 2 hours and cramming more on the way to school. But maybe i just have a really effective way of reducing my stress, because i oddly feel prepared for the papers before i start them.. keeps me calm and relaxed, which is good. So like i know the concepts and everything but it just cant apply them well cause i didnt do practice questions..

But who cares about promos anymore. in 12 hours time ill be on my M-m-m-Monster Kill!!! And intel hasnt started shipping my motherboard back to me yet, so i might not even get it back this weekend, but i still have to go buy my graphics card. Should i buy ATI Radeon 9250 or GeForce4 Eagle?? Both are like 128mb and OMG cheap. ahahah wtf am i talking about i should be mugging now...

Promotion seems impossible

I made an acronym for promos :)
[P]romote Or
[R]etain?
[O]nly
[M]uggers
[O]bstinately
[S]mile.

ok thats damn stupid. lol. finished 3 papers so far...

g.p- compo was ok, just regurgitated all the globalisation crap i read in the car,but i think compre pwnt me, only wrote 1 page for AQ and no time to summarize.
chem-lol chem.... i saw this girl crying after the paper. guess i was beyond tears chinese- i actually understood close passage and compre, but i messed hanyu pinyin and summary.

so jpang finally unblocked me and told me how cool his life is, he's like in students council there and aces all the tests. and he doesnt get kicked around the school like he used to... and he gets to meet hot babes. and im like here mugging my ass off just to get 3 passes to take sups next year omg..

F-U-B-A-R

Fruited--Up-Beyond-All-Recognition

Argh! Now friendster has this thing which allows you to see who visits your profile! My mystery stalker will never dare to visit again :( Ah ok who cares about mysteries. But speaking of mysteries, the entire TYS is like a mystery to me. Being able to do only 50% of it is depressing, and realising that i was careless and i can actually do 70% of it if im alert isnt very reassuring too.

But friendster horoscopes are as accurate as usual:
The Bottom Line
Clutter is filling up your life and distracting you. It's time for a clean sweep!
In Detail
You're fit as a fiddle and simply humming with energy. Not only are you ready to tackle all of the tasks on your schedule, but you're ready to solve all the world's problems, too. Go ahead and tend your own garden first before moving on to anyone else's plot of land. In fact, make sure you wait for an express invitation before you give into any urge to meddle. It'll save you and your friends ever so much hassle.

It's like god's way of telling me my life is screwed and i better do something about it soon. But maybe they just say stuff that is really vague so it can be applied to everyone's life and make people think its an accurate prediction. lemme try and write a vague prediction now:

The acute angle of the axis that orion makes with mars leaves your day in a day shrouded with doubts. The solutions however, are within reach because uranus will soon cross the orbit of jupiter's 7th moon and create a passage in which your worries will be ended.

Oh my im so pro ill ace Professor Trelawney's(Is that how you spell it?) Class in Hogwarts. And if i fail promos i can always become a fake horoscope writer. Ill write little notes you put into fortune cookies like "YOUR PSLE GRADES ARE F,F,F,F you're going to jurong town west river sec sch" to some small kid.. sounds fun.. and there isnt a jtwrss so i wont get sued, so get out of my blog you cops.

And seriously, i should really mug alot this weekend(And not be blogging or spending 1 and a half periods BS-ing with my class in the void deck about BGR and crap!!). Its the last weekend anyways, but like qing im distracted my many many many things that are happening at the wrong time. Maybe even more than him. yeah.. probably

Im so lost.
But the light that i see in your eyes,
will burn the whole way,
the world i know fades away
but you stay. always

I AM SUCH A FRUIT

Its anti profanity week people. We replace vulgarities with fruits, for example : "Orange You!", or "You Grapefruit!". I told andre that the meaning is still there and we'll still get pwnt but he told me to apple off...We must not piss off the guy up there this week, for we will be needing him (everyday) next week. I even righted a toppled flower pot in school today. Just do good stuff and he'll see to everything.

Random Guy A: You stupid Tomato! You'll still get owned for all the bad stuff you did throughout the year! You deserve every bit, you pumpkin!

'A' math
'C' math
'E' math.
i will ACE math. Then i can ace physics too.

Random Guy B: Yeah right you grapfruit. You only have 6 days left to mug! And you're still blogging! You're gonna retain you idiotic apple!

I shall skip school on thursday. Then i can bowl in the morning, and mug in the afternoon. Bowling is good therapy, i takes my mind of everything.
off my revision, off my promos, off my life, off my motherboard, off sally. off my troubles.

Random Guy C: EH you crazy banana!@ Promos in 1week> and you still go bowl? You are hopeless.

I might stop blogging till next week. Even though blogging dont take much time, but ill be able to concentrate more. And then random people will stop cursing me for every other word i blog.

Random Guy D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If you stop blogging ill have nobody to curse!#!


I conclude that random people are all unfriendly and evil. Or at least at ACJC, thats the case..

But i remember that it is by god's grace that i am here. Nobody mugs a month before o levels, slacks the final week before it, and gets 12 points.




Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall;
but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint.
-Isaiah 40:30-31


Let me soar like an eagle,and run away from everything, walk on and not be faint. For in YOU i hope, and my faith will carry me through.

wow this is my longest post since srjc days where ill blog about how oranged up my life is. and one of the only posts with no profanities. YESS

fall asleep forever

a secret that nobody must know
pain that i must bear alone
do not rekindle a dying flame

but why do our eyes still meet?
i need an eternal sleep








why is this happening 1 week before promos?

take me away

A totally unexpected development may send shockwaves through your day, but you have to admit that all this is spectacularly exciting despite the upheaval. Now comes dealing with the aftermath. Just keep in mind that you don't have to find a one-stop solution for everything -- that, in fact, today marks the beginning of a very long process -- and you'll find that the next steps fall into place with delightful ease.

As usual, my horoscope is horribly accurate. Friendster even delivers bad predictions correctly. So pro. At least im finished with chem and physics syllabus now. So all i have to do is TYS spam, but thats the hardest part, so im like.. DEAD. Im ponning sch on tuesday to mug, but i think ill just mug till tuesday 5am then sleep till 3pm. EVERYONE PON SCH ON TUESDAY!!

but if i could... then you know i would

Why is god throwing all this shit at me just before promos? Just when im supposed to concentrate fully on my studies. Nothing went right the whole damn week..i did more work last saturday night than the whole of this week...

Like yesterday was such a screwed day man. First guanyi got hit damn badly during rugby, then jill died, then there was that incident with clemens. So sorry about that man... maybe its the fucking stress... Speaking of "fucking stress", andre and me are starting our anti vulgarity campaign next week, i think hearing the phone conversation has increased the no. of profanities we use per sentence ten-fold. lol.


i want the promos to end tomorrow.

why do i still slack?

11 days left omg!! I should be mugging really hard now so i can relax properly after promos. I need discipline.. Its not that im not studying, its just that i dont have the discipline to sit there for like 2 hours straight.

Michelle is damn nice. She helped me write the hanyu pinyin pronounciation and meaning in english for every word that is gonna be tested for the chinese test tmr. So i might pass, im going to try doing the test myself and not copy anything tmr.. then ill have an accurate guage of how much i really suck in chinese. I wish i had a michelle for every subject..

Physics mock exam's this saturday, and i've hardly started the syllabus. But i know most of the stuff already.. except for thermodynamics. Argh, but ill still be done with the syllabus by this weekend.. Actually all i did yesterday was homework.. crap. Remember the promise.