Sunday, August 07, 2005

my favourite teacher Mr. X

*the true identity of the teacher involved will not be disclosed to save me from 6 demerit points

Un-Vulgar Part
thanks for being so nice, kind and reasonable Mr X. you're my ultimate favourite teacher. i totally can't wait for the next math lecture so i can experience your niceness again. if some readers dont know, on friday morning i went to get my pink slip so i could go home early because of my splitting headache. As my form teacher wasnt here, and the relief teacher said she couldnt issue pink slips, and mdm tham and mr sim werent in, we had to bother Mr. X (although we didnt want to, seeing that he was such a nice teacher). Shadrach came along too. So i asked friendly Mr. X and he obliged by disappearing into the staff room for damn long.

Then the cool punk teacher(i dunno his name) came along and asked shad what he was doing there and he explained about the relief teacher and pink slips, and the cool punk teacher told us that relief teachers actually can sign pink slips. So the punk went with the relief teacher to the comp where u sign pink slips and met Mr. X there, to tell him that he was doing it for me and arthur, who was reporting sick too.

Vulgar Part
So a moment later Mr. X came out and started screaming at me for wasting his fucking time by asking every fucking teacher who fucking walked past me for a fucking pink slip and by that wasting his fucking time cause the fucking printer was out of fucking paper and he had to make the fucking long journey somewhere to get the fucking paper. thanks for being so nice, you didnt even get the details right. shad didnt know i asked him for a pink slip before, so when shad tried to explain things to him he fucking started scolding shad again. like WTF, he's just looking for an excuse to vent his fucking lack of a life.

Damn Vulgar Part
So u could fucking scold me cause im such a mother fucking bastard by wasting ur father fucking time but why in the brother fucking blue hell do u have to sister fucking scold shad? like he's such a nice guy and he's more holy than ur family fucking asshole (lol get it? HOLEY) and u have to find some fucked up dipshit excuse for scolding him for ponning class to report his classmate sick? dude he's the class rep man.

bloody hell, my impression of you really changed after that man Mr. X. ur like so reasonable, understanding and fair, i wish every teacher was as nice as you :)



sigh this post is so vulgar i feel so bad but Mr. X really deserved the praise i showered him with today. ok. i wasted the entire weekend having fun. im gonna waste monday and tuesday having fun too. so i better spend wednesday mugging. yes.

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