The last post of 05

omg the year really went by so fast. i still remember how i felt ast NYE... i was so sad that i didnt make it to ac, not sure if i should attend srjc, not sure if i did OK for o levels, not sure about everything would be. that feeling really sucks... knowing that my fate was in someone else's hand, because i was too damn dumb to control it while it was still in mine.

but this year its different. my fate is still in my hands, i have like 200+ days to study for A levels and who cares if i didnt do any holiday homework. Because if you did it you're gay and you'll burn out in march because you havent even recovered from o levels when you started promo revision and you're not even recovered from promo revision when u started mugigng for A levels.

so so so STZJ, dont repeat your PAE nightmare, wake up ur idea and start early, because you never have.

i have this radical idea which i shared with qing, and i've been doing some research into it too.. in random haphazard words its something like.. dota... wc3... cs... ac... gosubay... rev0.. chang.. mother fucker... chess club... sux... no... independent.. better bloody allow...

and i think we should end the post with some nice pictures i took from the first part of our movie marathon at su's house because i forgot to take pics when we moved to xing's house 1 hour later after we discovered that su's dvd player was too used to playing porn so it couldnt play normal movies properly.




























so like as you can see this is a pic of su and qing discussing why the hell qing surfs gay porn on his phone's gprs.





























as we can see this is a very nice sculpture of a jap lady. yeah.
















wah look at the king, hurry up and kowtow. lol ok jkjk

















awwwwwwwwwwww <3. ok i dont think su knows i took a pic of this im sorry im such a bastard.




ok, say bye to jc1, and smile at the A levels. smileeeeeee :)

Pride and Potters

OMG *wails* dumbledore died OMG OMG OMG why does rowling keep killing all of harry's father figures? sigh, i bet mr weasley will die next book or something. The last 100 pages of half blood prince were damn sad... really, i so felt like crying.

And then there was pride and prejudice which we watched till late last night and i missed the bloody last train home so i had to call my parents to fetch me from outram mrt. (ok lets digress abit outram.. lol remember we called them out(of)ram? but looks like su is the one who is out of ram these days). So anyways pride and prejudice is a damn good show, everyone should watch it, keira knightley is absolutely charming and the guy in the show is damn yan dao la. Not that im gay or anything but he really is damn handsome lol. And that piano song that they kept playing in the show is so cool, like that song can be happy, sad, whatever feeling u want it to be. Its damn hard for a song to be like that lor, only damn gosu people can make it like that.

And one more cool thing i am on a win streak of 10!!! shit so cool and i was top 14 for like 20mins yesterday in the standard 1v1 tourney.
















heeheeheee soon i will have my banshee icon and retire for good!

29 more wins to my beloved banshee <3<3<3

Aiyoh this has been a damn damn damn bad weekend. My record over the weekend was 3-6 and today its 2-4 so far. I think im underestimating alot of my opponents now, cause im so "high leveled". What a newb i am, sigh. But at least i should get my banshee in about 10 days then i can quit FT for good.

So anyways since i have no life now and i had only watched the last half of the show before i watched the encore screening of mtv movie awards 2005 yesterday on mtv at 2pm i think. And oh my i gotta say it really was a damn great show!!! The spoofs were damn funny and all the antics by the celebrities were even more funny. Like Eminem was using the "ass like that" to harass lindsay lohan before he started his "ass like that" performance on stage damn funny teeheeheehee.

and speaking of lindsay..























omg!
*faints*
need i say more?



napoleon dynamite AKA Jon Hedar also walked away with 3 awards omg so pro. He's so handsome even when he's not in that coolio nerd/geek/warcraft player outfit.

























Oh and rachel mcadams and ryan gosling really deserved that best kiss award but i shall not post pictures of that here, a picture will not capture the full coonless of it. Watch the show if you wanna see what im talking about. Heeheeheeheee

Ok la. Sorry im blogging about mtv movie awards but im really damn bored and theres nothing much to talk about since all i do is spam warcraft all day long anyways. I better go out more in the next week... a slow and steady 3 wins a day for the next week would get me my banshee already.

i have a feeling this will be a very short post

YESS only 50 more wins to my banshee icon i can get it in 2 weeks if i work hard enough. Then after i get it i can feel really accomplished and quit ft for good.

So anyways we watched saw2 the day it came out. It was FREAKING good omg, even better than the first one. But i think we should look beyond the gore and into the true meaning of the show, to teach us to appreciate our lives and not waste it.

DS.. DS asked me to go to his church today, but we played dota and FT until 330am, so it was pretty hard for me to wake up at 7, sorry ds, ill go next week haha. And i should really go to church, go in reverence, go in sincerity. I really need to talk to god about some serious stuff, issues, problems, whatever.

And so it seems the trend is to create stupid quizzes for your stupid friends to do so that you can measure if they were really stupid by becoming a friend of yours. Therefore i made one, try it by clicking on the following link and use your real names please. I dont want to see crap names like spiderman or dj.mice on the scoreboard. lol, i made 5 questions easy and the other 5 hard so even if you hate me you should get like 5 correct.
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Haha my centennial

Wow my 100th post, i didnt know i blogged so much. 100 is a nice number, like one hundred posts away i was worrying about o levels, and a hundred posts after this ill be worrying about A levels.

Anyways lets backtrack to my Tuesday, October 25, 2005 post, where i said i would compile a list of things to accomplish this holidays. Seeing that i havent done anything in the past month, i probably should start doing something constructive in my life other than trying to increase my eye degree to a 4 digit number. SO there is this great need for me to have the following list to keep me on task and prevent me from slipping into the depths of retarded dota addiction.


Things to do before i die this holiday
1) Get your banshee icon (150 undead wins, and you're probably thinking "wtf this guy's list starts with warcraft he is gg-ed")
2) 2 Dota's a day max by december 31st
3) Improve your bloody bowling (I've only bowled thrice since promos)
4) Brush up on maths
5) GO to the blardy gym twice a week
6) Change this ugly blog skin
7) Finish reading half-blood prince
8) Clear up my room, my o level tys is still on my table
9) Start buying christmas presents for my homies
10) Do the last 9 things before i die this holiday YESSSSS

Lets appreciate this 100th post. My 100th post is unorganised with no flow like the last 99. But i dont care, i bet you wont be able to come up with a post half as good as this if you're doing it while alt tabbing from your dota like i am. Heehee, oh let me do shoutouts in my 100th post.


4a3 - Looi is back! Class outing class outing!

Barker people - Ok, im sorry i got sakaed so quickly it must have been my sore throat that screwed my appetite, because su didnt get me that ice tea at lido, that ass

Zhihuan - Hello, you're probably too busy surfing around for new ways to die to read this. But it was cool seeing you at sitex.

Myself - You bloody suck at shoutouts, dont do it again.

Beyond The Game

WCG rocks rocks rocks rocks RoX my SOX!! SO many great matches, SO many pros, SO many suprises. The defeat of grubby by SKY and shortround resulted in grubby taking his (??first??) non-first placing in a big tournament this year. And the emergence of chinese gosus, like omg the upset of u5.pato by XIAOT and the domination of SKY with his l337 tower rush that owned the likes of grubby and shortround. SO COOL! Finally a chinese champ for a game dominated by the west and korea.

So anyways, i guess i should talk more about GOSUBAY. Or what most of my fellow countrymen deem as the disgrace of singapore. REALLY, i don't feel that our friend GOSUBAY has disgraced singapore, i think there were many reasons for his archer massing. I presume he wanted to mass a bigger force to take down the korean's expansion, and also after he failed to stop the expansion, he woulda wanted more units to defend so he would want to get more archers right? They are cheap and get produced pretty quickly too. And if i remember correctly he did put up 2 Ancients of Lore but the korean's mortar's raped them.

I do not think one of Singapore's best players would mass archers for no reason. Neither do i think he deserves the undue remarks that those ah bengs about him. Like i was looking at the comments at the wcg website and i saw stuff from singaporeans like "stupid gosubay noob disgraced singapore". Like hello wtf??, that page is supposed to be for you to cheer on your national team, not flame them? idiot. He's a better player than we all are and im sure none of the ah bengs who said those things would be able to play better against the korean dude.

So heres a pic of us and Gosubay ( in red)















I bet he probably thinks we're taking the picture to mock him. But really, i was not. He derserves repect, for having to courage to play, lose, and face the bunch of fuckups who were there to mock him for the job no one else could have done better. Thats more courage than all the leavers on my banlist have put together. And i give him my respeck for that.


Heres another pic with shortround aka dennis chan representing the USA.














Haha dennis(the other one) are you reading this? I know you read this blog once in awhile. Anyways we should give credit to dennis for his great sportsmanship after losing the grand finals to sky. He's really damn polite and nice, i feel bad that i was rooting for china to win now.

Ahah theres probably much more to write about wcg but ill end here for now. hahahhhhh

WCGWCGWCG

teeheehee the world cyber game's are here. Stupid singapore, wcg is a bloody international event but the coverage is still so low. Like if i wasnt in the gaming scene i wouldnt know that singapore was hosting the WCG finals this year. Anyways ill be going down to suntec tomorrow with weisheng, chang and some other war3 addicts to breathe the same air as Grubby, and in doing so probably making our apm increase by about 50. I feel so sorry for the poor korean guy playing him at 2pm tomorrow... from pre match polling at the world cyber games website almost the whole world voted for grubby to win, hahah.

Heres some stupid info about this years WCG that i read up while surfing the WCG websites.
1. The games village is actually Costa Sands resort
2. The players, staff and referees of WCG actually took up 360 rooms in costa sands
3. CNN is providing coverage of wcg but mediacorp is the "host broadcaster".
4. Italy is the host nation for the next WCG
5. The world cyber games actually have a theme song called "beyond the game". wtf
6. WCG attracted 1million participants and audience in San Francisco last year

But the funniest part is this excerpt i took from the wcg website. "Said Mr Hank Jeong, CEO of ICM: We are very excited that MediaCorp TV, one of the major media outlets in Singapore, is the official host broadcaster of WCG 2005 Grand Final"

....like hello??!? mediacorp is one of the major media outlets in singapore? Theres only one and its not major, we watch so much more cable channels than crappy local shows.

anyways, i havent slept for the past 60+ hours. So im like tired X3. Zhihuan was telling me that if you dont sleep for 72hours you start to go mental. Like hallucinate and stuff, but i guess i shouldnt try that, in case i see su behind me at 3am or something, then my mother will be wondering why i am slashing the air behind me with a knife.

Speaking of su, su and i found out that no one types english in Kalimdor, Battle Net's Asia server. The people there communicate in a series of question and exclamation marks. Seriously. The in-game chat of one of our games there was like that:

Player 1: !!?! !!!?!!!
Player 2: ?!?
Player 1: !?!!!
(Su's player name i forgot) : Lol these fags cant talk
(Su's player name i forgot) has left the game.

And thats how we got booted too. Like can you only insult them after the game starts? Then they do anything. But really, i find it damn funny that Kalimdor people converse this way.

OP over!!!!

its over, good job guys.
but ill do it all over again,
and we'll still get a band1,
because AC199 rocks.

we should get our band1 if everything else goes well teehee.
despite all the card games and slacking inbetween,
our effort should pay off.

but im sad, my 15 win streak ended... BNet finally woke up their idea and gave me a level27 opponent, but i still did give him a good fight. sigh, bouts of depression suck, must the exessive warcrafting. i think i need more coffee bean sessions people...

why hello there

Official is so fun, i just reached my new record win streak of 6 so happy. But currently only ws, chang and me play official, the rest are just dota fags. Like you must revive that love for officials man. Dont you guys remember the adrenaline rush of 1v1, the challenge of head to head battle. Its so thrilling.

Anyways, my new favourite match up is ORC. Harass with your ghouls so they'll think ur getting ghouls then get 6 fiends and make em think u switched to fiends when actually you have dual temple of the damned pumping maste necro's at the back of your base, then 2 wagons full of corpses and bring his base down. Its like so cool, before he can say "Oh my f*ct necrowagon" his base is pounded and his tauren raped by 50 skeletons swarming his base. Any air gets pwnt by 6 fiends. So fun.

And i guess official is better than dota. Its more mentally stimulating, like we have to think more, predict what the enemy is doing, where he is creeping etc etc. So my goal is to reach level 10 by tmr, only about 4 more wins since im almost level 9 already gogogo!

Ahahhah and the stupid subaru challenge is back at taka. Qing remember our favourite passtimes in sec 3 and 4 was to go laugh at those fools drying up in the sun while we sip our ice cold coke in the shade? Damn funny, we should go one of these days it just started and it only lasts about 50 hours.

FEVER

Arrrrghhhhh i woke up today with at 38 degrees celcius fever, so horrible. So miserable, so AGONISING. But anyways i feel better now after taking 2 panadol's every 4 hours since 10am. I think its the man sitting next to me on the bus yesterday because he looked damn sick and pale. Stupid idiot, so sick still wanna take bus, spread his illness to innocent people like me and ruin my holidays.

So its just very very horrible to be running a temperature and too weak to do anything else because i can't eat because i dont have an appetite. At least some time around 3pm my temperature finally subsided to like 37.5 so i could turn on my comp to play warcraft. LOL.

And my cut down on dota program is actually working!! I might actually be able to cut down to 5 hours of dota a day by the end of this month. YESSSS

holi holi holiDAYS

so fun. its the year end 2 month period of 12 hours of daily sleep and alot of fun inbetween. and im getting my solo groove back, my apm went from 80-90 in 2 days of watching Memoria.werra replays. But i wonder why memoria.werra has such a shitty rec when his solo is quite gosu, but his rt on us west is like 52-50 wtf??!!.

ok a non battle.net user will not understand what i have just said and am about to say because he has a life and has spent the last 2 years of his life doing constructive things during the holidays like mugging and flying kites instead of sitting infront of my (godspeed dual 2.6c processor 512ram 800fsb hyper threading supported uber graphics computer) playing games. but the warcraft scene has changed alot already, i still remember those mass fiend + stats to pwn all and win days. Now u mass fiend and get pwnt by gay far seer/TC chainwave crap. There is also a new addition to the things we see daily now (click to enlarge):


















(DRUM ROLL PLEASE).... the winner of the laggy AT partner of the year award landon su, luckily the ladder just reset and in those days mass fiends still pwnt but like omg dont you miss those days where i was the lagger and not you? oh wait, those were ROC days where ghoul rush with dreadlord pwnt. LOL

its chinese tmr, but no one cares. because its chinese. Actually i'd rather fail this and retake next june so i have more itme to study for it. I dont know why but suddenly this year my interest on chinese history, culture and language has been revived abit. As in, its interesting when ur not mugging for it but doing it for fun that kinda thing.

And we're going to madam's house tmr for class party! yay, the first class event many many many MANY of the girls in se1 will attend. But thats not the point, we're used to it. The point is we're gonna have fun and more fun after that when 5 unfortunate people will get pwnt by a very pumped (whatever hero i random). heeheehee. And i wonder why so many of my classmates enjoy LAN outings, its just me pwning and them getting pwnt. Like, it bores me too man.

ipassedipassedipassedipassed

Xavier's whining to me now, at 1am, while im doing my I and R. Complaining about something called 1SB2 and telling me he should be in 1SE1 cause we're stupid therefore they give us better teachers who dont get bitch fits etc. Its 1am, too early man... too early

And i passed everything!! 3A 2AO yess yessssss YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS now i can really relax during the hols. Somehow i feel that i dont deserve to relax because i didnt mug that hard after all... But God really owns man, he has a way of making everything work out in the end, like during O levels.

OK im too pro im done with my I and R already so good night and ill try and update more tmr.

pffffffffffffffffffffft results

1A 2AO. No different from terms. Will promote without having to take supps if they moderate correctly. Im only worried that my CAs will pull my overall down to fail.. But i really thank god for giving me that peace during every exam except physics, to stay calm and concentrate. Although in the end the only one i passed was physics la lol.

But its so horrible, alot of my classmates did quite badly, i feel so sorry for them. They dont deserve those grades at all, I probably deserve it more than them. I really want every se1er to promote, each of them impacts the class in their own way and it'll be very different even if one of us are missing. But result slips coming back tomorrow, so we'll all know the outcome soon.

Life has been schooldotasleep for the past few days. so screwed up. I think i should get a life and not dota so much, its fun when you play like once a day not 10 hours in a row for 2 days like i did over the weekend.

Maybe i should have a goal in life. Then i can actually start working towards something, lol. But seriously, I should think about that more during holidays... and compile a list of things to do this hols. Yes, very important or ill just waste it away on Battle.net like i did with every long holiday i had since sec3.

As usual i was going to blog about alot more stuff but im suddenly tired and hungry(for more dota). I shall blog more tomorrow when i get the results back. Pray hard people.

my suicide letter

Im so sorry friends, I really had such a great time with you in the mortal world, now its time for me to move on into the nether world. Bye bye and see you in 80 years time when you die of normal stuff like cardiac arrests while i have to die tmr by jumping of andre's 30 story block. At least i know ill only feel pain for 0.001 secs, which is less than human reaction time anyways. LOL. Ok i lied, i know suicide sux, ill just come back after being sad about it for like a lifetime.

So i realised why sometimes(ok most) my blogs are short and organised. Because im either going to play or in the midst of a dota game so my thoughts are extremely scattered. Luckily im playing less dota and playing more officials these days. Times have changed already, my 2003 mass fiends to pwn strat is damn outdated, the trend is more ghouls/gargs now, or at least that's what i see in replays and strategy forums. And omg the new matchup system is damn bad lar. I keep getting matched up with level 12 and above when im only level 5, its something like once you reach 50% wins they start giving u hard opponents. So hard :(

Results. Results out tmr. Im actually damn worried but like alot of people told me its already marked too late to change anything. Just hope i can promote without taking subs, or even take subs, i just dont wanna retain. My aspirations of getting 3 distinctions have been reduced to just getting through year one, how sad. It kinda sucks to be unprepared for every exam since my eye one. LOL. get it? eye examination. Anyways everything is in god's hands and i trust he knows whats best for me. Chang's msn nick is something like "For i know the plans i have for you, declares the lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you......" you know that bible verse? So like i told alot of people, god probably didnt plan for tmr. hah

Open house on saturday. I remember going there on a saturday not too long ago, with alot of barker boys. I remember taking 196 home from acjc for the first time in my life that day. I remember telling myself "I WANT TO BE HERE". I remember the goodie bags, which i will be giving to MeOneYearAgo's. I remember how happy we all were then. I remember the false impressions we had of AC, like we actually thought it was a happy place. But i guess it is lar, its just a different sort of happiness from the one we experienced in barker.
False impressions: we all have them until we finally realize they are false. If you get what i mean.

So there was this raving lunatic on 48 today. He got on at holland village and was still on the bus when i left. He was damn crazy la, holding this murder weapon in his hand, screaming vulgarities telling people if they were going to die, at the top of his voice, and he was banging his head on the windows and seats of the bus too.

LIKE WTF, how can this kinda people even be allowed in public? Its damn scary lar. And me, landon, lucas and some acs i guy whom we befriended while laughing at the psycho were just laughing at him. Until when su got off the banged the glass damn loudy and made the psycho even more psycho. Su u fucker, he was staring at us after that. So lucas and me freaked out and moved forward to where the barkers boys were sitting. Thats another cool thing about 48, it services every single AC school in singapore. ACS(I), International, ACJC, ACS Barker, Primary and ACJS.

LUCKILY i met the barker boy who stayed in my condo, so i had company until my house. But he was still screaming and banging his head on random hard objects in the bus and freaking the entire bus out lar. The boy who stays near me tells me the madman is always on 48, but its the first time i've seen him. Im damn traumatised now, but if i meet him tmr i might just murder him instead because of my results.

ok. this entire post has no flow. Im talking about totally different stuff every paragraph. Maybe i should spend more time blogging in the future, just to make my blog readible. HAH, in 12 hours time ill be damn happy or more probably damn sad. Pray for me people. Please

Letter to counsellor

I realised that i was cursing that guy too much in the previous post and ill probably get into deep shit. So i deleted it, and replaced it with this.

Dear (Referee of that match),

Thanks for being so impartial, fair and nice. Even though we were getting fouled, hit, scratched and cursed at, you were so fair in letting them continue the match without doing anything. I totally appreciate it. Totally.

Thanks also for allowing all the snatching away of balls and rough play without doing anything, that was so nice of you. And disallowing the last goal, that was the best part. We're so glad that we lost the match because of your help. Seriously, we're like so grateful.

The 30th students council really rocks, i hope to see more of this in future events.

Yours sincerely,
30th Students Council Supporter

haha its ended

Newton's law of gravitation states that the gravitational force acting on any two point masses is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of their distance apart, and it acts along the line joining the two masses.

YESS!! I know i got at least one mark for physics.. ok but thats no consolation. I know i effed section C, because i did the mechanics question when gary chan told us not to do it. because i only had 15mins to do section C, because i had no sense of urgency while doing section B, because i thought my physics was damn good, because i passed it for terms. The list could go on.

But im just glad its over, even though i didnt really mug that hard. The rest is in god's hands.

And i saw this ghost at cine today. It was damn freaky..They shouldnt have this kinda publicity stints anymore. But then again its damn interesting, maybe i should go there tmr again to see if they're doing it again.

The most depressing thing is that my motherboard isnt back yet. Im not sure if DHL does deliveries on weekends, but THEY BETTER DO. Because i really wanna play with my classmates before i get my (depressing) results back. But qing is right, dota sux... it pwns you in alot of ways. I need a new passtime.

how can it end when i havent started?

Argh crapp promos are ending tmr and i feel like i've hardly started revision. I could do all the papers so far but getting marks is another issue..

And im not feeling stressed either. I mean... I should be feeling damn stressed at this point, cramming my ass off till wee hours in the morning before sleeping 2 hours and cramming more on the way to school. But maybe i just have a really effective way of reducing my stress, because i oddly feel prepared for the papers before i start them.. keeps me calm and relaxed, which is good. So like i know the concepts and everything but it just cant apply them well cause i didnt do practice questions..

But who cares about promos anymore. in 12 hours time ill be on my M-m-m-Monster Kill!!! And intel hasnt started shipping my motherboard back to me yet, so i might not even get it back this weekend, but i still have to go buy my graphics card. Should i buy ATI Radeon 9250 or GeForce4 Eagle?? Both are like 128mb and OMG cheap. ahahah wtf am i talking about i should be mugging now...

Promotion seems impossible

I made an acronym for promos :)
[P]romote Or
[R]etain?
[O]nly
[M]uggers
[O]bstinately
[S]mile.

ok thats damn stupid. lol. finished 3 papers so far...

g.p- compo was ok, just regurgitated all the globalisation crap i read in the car,but i think compre pwnt me, only wrote 1 page for AQ and no time to summarize.
chem-lol chem.... i saw this girl crying after the paper. guess i was beyond tears chinese- i actually understood close passage and compre, but i messed hanyu pinyin and summary.

so jpang finally unblocked me and told me how cool his life is, he's like in students council there and aces all the tests. and he doesnt get kicked around the school like he used to... and he gets to meet hot babes. and im like here mugging my ass off just to get 3 passes to take sups next year omg..

F-U-B-A-R

Fruited--Up-Beyond-All-Recognition

Argh! Now friendster has this thing which allows you to see who visits your profile! My mystery stalker will never dare to visit again :( Ah ok who cares about mysteries. But speaking of mysteries, the entire TYS is like a mystery to me. Being able to do only 50% of it is depressing, and realising that i was careless and i can actually do 70% of it if im alert isnt very reassuring too.

But friendster horoscopes are as accurate as usual:
The Bottom Line
Clutter is filling up your life and distracting you. It's time for a clean sweep!
In Detail
You're fit as a fiddle and simply humming with energy. Not only are you ready to tackle all of the tasks on your schedule, but you're ready to solve all the world's problems, too. Go ahead and tend your own garden first before moving on to anyone else's plot of land. In fact, make sure you wait for an express invitation before you give into any urge to meddle. It'll save you and your friends ever so much hassle.

It's like god's way of telling me my life is screwed and i better do something about it soon. But maybe they just say stuff that is really vague so it can be applied to everyone's life and make people think its an accurate prediction. lemme try and write a vague prediction now:

The acute angle of the axis that orion makes with mars leaves your day in a day shrouded with doubts. The solutions however, are within reach because uranus will soon cross the orbit of jupiter's 7th moon and create a passage in which your worries will be ended.

Oh my im so pro ill ace Professor Trelawney's(Is that how you spell it?) Class in Hogwarts. And if i fail promos i can always become a fake horoscope writer. Ill write little notes you put into fortune cookies like "YOUR PSLE GRADES ARE F,F,F,F you're going to jurong town west river sec sch" to some small kid.. sounds fun.. and there isnt a jtwrss so i wont get sued, so get out of my blog you cops.

And seriously, i should really mug alot this weekend(And not be blogging or spending 1 and a half periods BS-ing with my class in the void deck about BGR and crap!!). Its the last weekend anyways, but like qing im distracted my many many many things that are happening at the wrong time. Maybe even more than him. yeah.. probably

Im so lost.
But the light that i see in your eyes,
will burn the whole way,
the world i know fades away
but you stay. always

I AM SUCH A FRUIT

Its anti profanity week people. We replace vulgarities with fruits, for example : "Orange You!", or "You Grapefruit!". I told andre that the meaning is still there and we'll still get pwnt but he told me to apple off...We must not piss off the guy up there this week, for we will be needing him (everyday) next week. I even righted a toppled flower pot in school today. Just do good stuff and he'll see to everything.

Random Guy A: You stupid Tomato! You'll still get owned for all the bad stuff you did throughout the year! You deserve every bit, you pumpkin!

'A' math
'C' math
'E' math.
i will ACE math. Then i can ace physics too.

Random Guy B: Yeah right you grapfruit. You only have 6 days left to mug! And you're still blogging! You're gonna retain you idiotic apple!

I shall skip school on thursday. Then i can bowl in the morning, and mug in the afternoon. Bowling is good therapy, i takes my mind of everything.
off my revision, off my promos, off my life, off my motherboard, off sally. off my troubles.

Random Guy C: EH you crazy banana!@ Promos in 1week> and you still go bowl? You are hopeless.

I might stop blogging till next week. Even though blogging dont take much time, but ill be able to concentrate more. And then random people will stop cursing me for every other word i blog.

Random Guy D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If you stop blogging ill have nobody to curse!#!


I conclude that random people are all unfriendly and evil. Or at least at ACJC, thats the case..

But i remember that it is by god's grace that i am here. Nobody mugs a month before o levels, slacks the final week before it, and gets 12 points.




Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall;
but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint.
-Isaiah 40:30-31


Let me soar like an eagle,and run away from everything, walk on and not be faint. For in YOU i hope, and my faith will carry me through.

wow this is my longest post since srjc days where ill blog about how oranged up my life is. and one of the only posts with no profanities. YESS

fall asleep forever

a secret that nobody must know
pain that i must bear alone
do not rekindle a dying flame

but why do our eyes still meet?
i need an eternal sleep








why is this happening 1 week before promos?

take me away

A totally unexpected development may send shockwaves through your day, but you have to admit that all this is spectacularly exciting despite the upheaval. Now comes dealing with the aftermath. Just keep in mind that you don't have to find a one-stop solution for everything -- that, in fact, today marks the beginning of a very long process -- and you'll find that the next steps fall into place with delightful ease.

As usual, my horoscope is horribly accurate. Friendster even delivers bad predictions correctly. So pro. At least im finished with chem and physics syllabus now. So all i have to do is TYS spam, but thats the hardest part, so im like.. DEAD. Im ponning sch on tuesday to mug, but i think ill just mug till tuesday 5am then sleep till 3pm. EVERYONE PON SCH ON TUESDAY!!

but if i could... then you know i would

Why is god throwing all this shit at me just before promos? Just when im supposed to concentrate fully on my studies. Nothing went right the whole damn week..i did more work last saturday night than the whole of this week...

Like yesterday was such a screwed day man. First guanyi got hit damn badly during rugby, then jill died, then there was that incident with clemens. So sorry about that man... maybe its the fucking stress... Speaking of "fucking stress", andre and me are starting our anti vulgarity campaign next week, i think hearing the phone conversation has increased the no. of profanities we use per sentence ten-fold. lol.


i want the promos to end tomorrow.

why do i still slack?

11 days left omg!! I should be mugging really hard now so i can relax properly after promos. I need discipline.. Its not that im not studying, its just that i dont have the discipline to sit there for like 2 hours straight.

Michelle is damn nice. She helped me write the hanyu pinyin pronounciation and meaning in english for every word that is gonna be tested for the chinese test tmr. So i might pass, im going to try doing the test myself and not copy anything tmr.. then ill have an accurate guage of how much i really suck in chinese. I wish i had a michelle for every subject..

Physics mock exam's this saturday, and i've hardly started the syllabus. But i know most of the stuff already.. except for thermodynamics. Argh, but ill still be done with the syllabus by this weekend.. Actually all i did yesterday was homework.. crap. Remember the promise.

studystudystudystudystudy

i think i know why im having a bout of bad luck.
My father's 2 oscars died, and i didnt even know until today because i dont frequent the dining room where the oscars are kept. Its quite weird because my parents were talking about how only one was sick, but when one died the other died too. So touching huh?
Anyways those 2 were like the good luck charms of my house man. So i guess my luck died together with them... At least dad got a new baby oscar today, which is damn cute! lol, but i bet ill just forget that it exists again soon.. fish arent like dogs which u can interact with.
Hopefully this new dude will give me some luck for my promos.

Im starting to feel a sense of urgency!! yess, studystudystudystudystudy.

im pissed

things are not going well at all
i was supposed to collect my "fixed" comp at 9pm today,
but at 7pm the comp. guy called me and told me that 4 out of 5 of the fucking voltage connectors on my motherboard are blown and my graphics card fan is not working well.
and i wonder why he only told me that now. and i have to pay that guy $100 for doing nothing now....
so tomorrow i have to call them and see if they can send it back to intel for me and wait 6 weeks for intel to repair/replace or refund it. and if the 3 year warranty is void because the sim lim shop i got it from cheated me.... ILL FUCKING BURN SIM LIM DOWN
crap, i was never so pissed with anything before in my life.

revision is not going well
neither is my life
and i missed mooncake festival today to mug, which i didnt, because i was looking for the damn intel warranty.
this cannot be happening when im supposed to be mugging for exams..
and i thought god was supposed to make things better

the 2nd sign

ok thats it, im gonna quit. god really gave me a more extreme sign.
he crashed my comp man. sigh, he really did give me a 2nd warning man.
and that was just after i finished this afternoon's dota with se1.
better not play anymore or ill get hit by a car tomorrow or something.

now i know what shadrach meant when i asked him how he knew god existed and he said we know from personal experiences with him. im sorry god, i broke the promise, but i wont let you down. im studying more these few days and i can actually finish revising the chem syllabus by this sunday. yay!

start your revision boy

rain falling down in sheets,
like my grades.
but i've started, and i daresay in a couple of days ill be on full steam
catch up on all your work, go thru your lecture notes for 2 weeks, tys for the third.

today when mrs gwee came up to read the scripture during chapel,
i was still half asleep, half pissed that i got banned from bnet
but somehow i heard the words "hope for the hopeless"
and it really registered in my mind, my first coherent thoughts of the day
give me hope lord,
for i am hopeless







i need to hit something, hard
like the wall, with my head

banned

a sign from god :


















Those blizzard sluts banned me from playing official. and i was sure i didnt cheat. it wasnt the 2v2 Arranged Team i played with su, cause i could still play after that. it was the 1v1 i played at 3am on saturday morning while waiting for sharapova's match to start. bloody hell, the maphack program was open but i didnt turn on maphack omg.

its like a sign from god to quit playing. i better heed it or he'll send more extreme signs, like striking me down with lightning. ok god, ill quit FT as of now. theres only like 3 weeks left and i haven't started. im so dead.

oh hello

i did something constructive today.
revised chem bonding
and realised my maclaurin's and MI SUCKS
PW is fucked. I can't find the information i want,
and i dont know how to go about starting to edit the damn written report.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE WEIGHT OF KEVLAR RELATIVE TO STEEL.

i like corrinne may's songs
they're really soothing, but somewhat sad.
at least i can find some solace in the music
"safe in a crazy world"
even the album name is so apt
argh, im so stressed even before i hit the books


Good luck to chang! who's playing WCG for wc3 tmr at suntec.

the turd day

argh its the third day of the hols. and i havent even started work.
but i've played my last dota tonight, and im not touching it till after promos.
so i can probably start to concentrate on more important stuff like MUGGING.

PLUS i love watching US Open. Sharapova is like the hottest girl in tennis.















omg! *melts*

ok lar. she's like damn tall 186cm or some crap. that even owns me
but she's still talented and damn hawt.

red eye

Went to dota and watch a movie with se1 just now. Our last last class outing before exams, lol, when we told ourselves our last class outing was national day. DotA was boring, but we always say its boring just after the outing and start craving for it 2 weeks after..

And red eye is quite a normal thriller la, interesting plot, predictable outcome. But since i looked into it so well, i noticed that its a damn feminist show la. Red Eye is about this women who takes a flight and gets blackmailed to do something because if she doesnt her father will die. So it starts with a women getting jacked my the man and becoming damn emo, then she wakes up her fucking idea and stabs in the the throat and knee, whacks him up with a hockey stick and shoots him once before her father shoots him again. Like real la ok, if i was the terrorist, after i got what i wanted ill kill you and ur father right, then the problem is solved.

I guess the director did bother to portray men as the stronger of the sexes though. Since the man had to take all that shit before he finally died. Buahaha, ok im being an MCP. ill stop now.

Ok, moving on the my revision:

Things to do before weekend ends
1. File notes and tutorials into files for every subject
2. Clear up my messy table
3. START READING CHEM NOTES FOR 1st 3MONTHS

today the SD nat came on stage to sing "wake me up before septemeber ends". how apt huh, but i remember only waking up after september ended for o levels. hmmmmmmmmm

its time

wake up you bastard
there's only 4 weeks left
hardly 1 week per subject
sort your messy room
file your piles of stuff
take out your clean tys
lock your fucking room door
put on those mugging specs
and start your revision.


j pang keeps asking me to visit his stupid blog where he laments about his sad life.
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=j9pang go visit it and u'll feel damn sorry for him too.

end of term

tomorrow will be the last school day of term 3. once school starts its a mad race to the promos. sigh, time really flies, i remember not too ago i was just at orientation, and ac idol, and meeting my classmates for the first time. why does time pass so quickly in jc? i remember it took damn long for one year to pass in primary 1.

which reminds me that my time left in ac uniform is limited. 11 years so quickly. if someone was born when i entered ac, he'll be taking PSLE already.

so today's a good day for me, like my friendster horoscope predicted. friendster horoscopes are damn accurate la, i shall check mine regularly from now on. so today is the first time i got a 5/5 for money, love and attitude. thats like how cool, getting full meters for everything.

today's forecast:
"You're able to sense the truth of the matter before anyone says a word -- in fact, you're so astute that you're practically reading minds right now. While this feeling is certainly familiar to you, it will be taken to new heights thanks to the benevolent and sensitive celestial influences surrounding you. Use these gifts to their fullest when talking with the folks who are nearest and dearest to you. You're sure to learn a lot."

which is like so true. because i discovered andre's secret love today. LOL. dont worry, i wont tell anyone if u dont KS me.

17

seventeen feels like a nice age to forever.
jc is so stressful huh. but acjc is nice. i dont even mind going home late anymore.
even though every recess i pms with lihao about how acjc sucks compared to srjc or jjc, ac does have its redeeming qualities. thank god for giving me a nice class, nice teachers etc etc etc.
so i wonder. wouldn't it be nice to stay seventeen forever?
but then again, every phase we go through is quite fucked in some way. thats why i pms about how ac sucks right? so seventeen will be a good age to stay forever if i didnt have a reason to pms. but we people are bastards, we always find something to complain about.

i feel bad. during daniel sun's tutorial, when i couldnt do question 2 of MI, and he was at qn 10, so i shouted "ta ma de" damn loudly. thats like how disrespectful, and he's such a nice teacher. i better be nice to him from now on.





ahh. barker is still the best.

short post

song of the week - everything you want by vertical horizon
its just stuck in my head. i think its because i heard it in the car on the way to school. anyways its a nice song.
i vaguely remember telling myself ill start mugging 2 weeks ago. i havent started yet. shu han just reminded me promos are only in 5 weeks. argh, my i think im gonna break my promise with god.

i get pissed off easily these days
i wonder why

finally

finally i changed my template abit!
ill do more when im free.
just a quick update, 1se1 had our cip on saturday which im too lazy to blog about.
jill's bro is challenging us to dota saying he'll own us (im sure he'll show us the meaning of ownage)
and i passed math YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
i havent beat su in math since sec 2 or some shit.
and my leg is still damn badly sprained, but it only hurts when i bowl.
i think its become a permanent injury. oh noes
please god heal my leg i dont want a permanent injury i wanna bowl i wanna bowl i wanna bowl dont take it away from me.
bowling and dota are like the only things that keep my mind of other (more unpleasent) things.
kinda like meditation. but not as stoned.

wow this post is quite random. so ill just end randomly now
-random

no

-repick

pfffffffffft.

mugging season has officially started.
spend 2 months mugging and the 3 after that slacking.
at least theres an improvement this term, i dont feel like im gonna fail the test straight after i finish it.

made another deal with god, which also serves to fulfill the first one.
so like i do 1thing and god gives me 2, which isnt so bad after all. and i've already got 1 of em..
sigh, sometimes i wish i didnt make that deal with god in march
at least i wont be standing at the back at physics lecture listening to clemens sing out of tune






could i have this kiss forever?

my favourite teacher Mr. X

*the true identity of the teacher involved will not be disclosed to save me from 6 demerit points

Un-Vulgar Part
thanks for being so nice, kind and reasonable Mr X. you're my ultimate favourite teacher. i totally can't wait for the next math lecture so i can experience your niceness again. if some readers dont know, on friday morning i went to get my pink slip so i could go home early because of my splitting headache. As my form teacher wasnt here, and the relief teacher said she couldnt issue pink slips, and mdm tham and mr sim werent in, we had to bother Mr. X (although we didnt want to, seeing that he was such a nice teacher). Shadrach came along too. So i asked friendly Mr. X and he obliged by disappearing into the staff room for damn long.

Then the cool punk teacher(i dunno his name) came along and asked shad what he was doing there and he explained about the relief teacher and pink slips, and the cool punk teacher told us that relief teachers actually can sign pink slips. So the punk went with the relief teacher to the comp where u sign pink slips and met Mr. X there, to tell him that he was doing it for me and arthur, who was reporting sick too.

Vulgar Part
So a moment later Mr. X came out and started screaming at me for wasting his fucking time by asking every fucking teacher who fucking walked past me for a fucking pink slip and by that wasting his fucking time cause the fucking printer was out of fucking paper and he had to make the fucking long journey somewhere to get the fucking paper. thanks for being so nice, you didnt even get the details right. shad didnt know i asked him for a pink slip before, so when shad tried to explain things to him he fucking started scolding shad again. like WTF, he's just looking for an excuse to vent his fucking lack of a life.

Damn Vulgar Part
So u could fucking scold me cause im such a mother fucking bastard by wasting ur father fucking time but why in the brother fucking blue hell do u have to sister fucking scold shad? like he's such a nice guy and he's more holy than ur family fucking asshole (lol get it? HOLEY) and u have to find some fucked up dipshit excuse for scolding him for ponning class to report his classmate sick? dude he's the class rep man.

bloody hell, my impression of you really changed after that man Mr. X. ur like so reasonable, understanding and fair, i wish every teacher was as nice as you :)



sigh this post is so vulgar i feel so bad but Mr. X really deserved the praise i showered him with today. ok. i wasted the entire weekend having fun. im gonna waste monday and tuesday having fun too. so i better spend wednesday mugging. yes.

crystal jaded

so after school today we went to the Holland V crystal jade to eat la mian and xiao long baos. after we sat down, i saw this old woman sitting on the floor outside the restaurant selling some illegal hawker food. she was just damn pitiful, earning money by selling stuff illegally on the roadside, i thought there werent such stuff anymore. she kept smiling and smiling and smiling and smiling but no one gave a shit la, they just walked right past. it was just damn sad.

how can god let such people suffer? she's like so old already and she still has to go out and work illegally just to earn a few bucks, probably to give to her useless son who will use it to buy drugs. people like me who are so fucked up get to live comfortable lives and eat at crystal jade while she has to beg at holland v. the entire time i was there not a single person gave her a penny, sigh. it was damn depressing knowing that other people are still leading such sad lives while u are enjoying yours. i really wanted to give her $10 but i forgot after something gay which happened after lunch.

i woulda blogged about the police incident on saturday and school etc etc but im too tired now. sigh, getting tired by wednesday sux

dota

so like johhny says. acjc is damn dota crazy now. so 3.2 is everyones favourite lab. but we must know that these newbs are just wasting their time playing games when they could be at ionic equilibrium lectures. cause like the LAN standard really suck. any BNet public game newb owns it. like they dont even use hotkeys they click on fucking spells WTF>>

But the funniest thing is that they cant seem to delete it. From my analysis of why they cant, i have come up with a few conclusions.
1. The guy who installed it instaled under a different filename. C:/program files/adobe photoshop instead of /warcraft 3.
2. The idiots who try and uninstall it try and delete "DOTA". Not knowing that its actually FT. Which is highly possible.

i think we should delete all frozen throne shortcuts from the desktop and start menu. then we can access it only from the C drive. then they'll like never ever be able to find it.

then theres the asshole who told on the whole school. what a bitch, just because he cant do his PW he owned everyone who sacrificed their learning time to play dota. sigh. what is this world coming to man.

wasted

god gives us all 24 hours. its what you do with it that matters.
I SPEND ALL 24 HOURS WASTING TIME
crap. MUST learn to manage time.
yes, be a mugger. its only 10 weeks.

and i forgot to blog about my birthday.
yess. thanks for all the presents people, really appreaciate it. even qing and zixing's salmon scramble coffee bean breakfast treat today was cool. haha.


3A's. No Less

bloody meet the parents

bloody hell. the 2 miss ng's owned me during the meet the parents. and daniel sun didnt even screw me up. like what the fuck did i do to my chem teacher to make her diss me? how could she say i dont pay attention in class when i do? fucking hell. and GP.. what the fuck. she says im sleepy during her lessons but who isnt right? and since when did i make grammer mistakes? i havent made grammer mistakes since i was in pri school. the only mistakes i had in the fucking terms were expression errors and how i express myself depends on how she depicts it right? so she fucked me up cuz she fucked my terms.

at least my parents didnt own me cause i reached home at midnight and they were too sleepy to scold me. all they did was tell me what the teachers said.

KNNBCCB IM DAMN PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

argghhhh!!!!

roar! im damn pissed. i havent been doing work at all!! im so damn tired cuz i slept only 8 hours in 2 days and all i do is play dota at home. and my bowling has been fucking inconsistent lately. like ill bowl 180,100, 95, 120, 190, 150 wtf ???????? maybe i shouldnt rev my ball so much and just stroke it like last time. more consistent reaction.. yes

i think ill start mugging again tmr. yesh, i musnt forget my resolution to get AAA BC. things are suddenly not that hard, i realised if i pay attention ill understand everything. im so worried about so many things now, but everythings gonna be over by next week :)

shit what a boring blog. ill do something to spice it up next time

a job well done!

great job 29ers! like even though i was only in acjc for like 4months i already i know what a good job you guys did. even my 2 day orientation was damn fun! sigh, i dont know if the 30th students council can live up to the standard the 29ers set. but i know in the end they will :) it really is sad to see them part, like, the familiar faces i see on the stage every morning will be taken over by some unfamiliar faces which will become familiar. i think its the cheerfulness that the council brought to the college that really kept everyone going. lessons and screwed teachers can really piss u off alot.

ok, put da mugging spectacles on!

hell

so i failed gp, math and probably chem and probably chinese. fuck. maybe i should really wake up. but first, i need some milk.

omg what am i doing online now

shit, i better go sleep. ok, i found a new ball to buy. http://ebonite.com/products/product_page.php?PRKey=15&Submit=Go. so ill probably get this. the guy at my pro shop told me that prime time was quite a shitty ball and that not many people buy it cause its shitty and that he would reccommend predator pursuit. i didnt want a 2nd predator but heck, my 1st predator served me quite well and the predator series is pretty cool.

listening to eminem's "ass like that". its damn funny how he insults half of hollywood in one song. lemme just list the people he insulted in that song.

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Nick (Whatever his surname is, Jessica's hubby)
3. Mary-Kate AND
4. Ashley Olson
5. Michael Jackson (Again)
6. Britney Spears (Again)
7. Hillary Duff
8. JoJo
9. Janet Jackson
10. Gwen Stefani

lol. i might have missed out some but you can see the lyrics here. i think its the first eminem song which insulted so many different people at once. and its freaking hilarious. lol

exams overrrrrr

Your forces arrive at Dark Quest (22:31), and battle begins quickly...
A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army has taken 105 new acres! 24 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. Taking full control of your new land will take 9 days. Your new land will be available on February 20th, YR12. 566 peasants also settled on your new lands.
We lost 282 Swordsmen and 282 War Horses in this battle. Our forces will be again available on February 20th, YR12. We killed about 250 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 238 additional troops in our Dungeons.

:)
got so many things to blog abt but im too tired now. i need to recover 4hours of sleep per day for 5 days.

chem prac

oh man. i was damn careless during the chem prac. i just realised i could have got the value of X damn accurately if i just did 1 more step. because in my hurry to do the titration, i forgot to add the extra 15cm3 of sulphuric acid after i pipetted the solution in. so i did 4 titrations. and i dont know how i managed my time, sigh. i actually couldnt complete it when the guy said stop writing. if only i could have done the last step, i woulda got 6. the stupid thing was the got the same values with and without the extra sulphuric acid. it was a useless step. argh. argh. ok so that means ill probably get 6/8 for calculations. damn!

su you asshole

who the hell mugs for terms? who the hell gives a shit about a useless exam right after june hols? who the hell cares about the first exam they take in jc? nihao-. you faggot, u abandoned me on bnet just to mug for chem prac. why do u even give a shit about terms? no one gives a shit about it and no ones gonna give a shit how well you do for it... to think that i asked ppl not to drop u when u were lagging. sigh, i feel so betrayed.

ok moving on, i think i screwed my physics paper. shouldnt have slept so little last night. alot of careless mistakes. i even mistook the comma in "11,000,000" for a decimal place. sigh.

schools starting

school starts tmr. strangely, i cant wait to go back. but i know that once school starts ill wish that its the holidays again. ill really have to start mugging in semester 2 and get 3 distinctions for promos. holidays were too relaxed, but school's too stressful, but its fun.

im gonna screw my terms up. i finished the chem and physics syllabus but i havent really done any tys. and i havent done 10 math questions the entire holiday. im so dead. ok whats worrying is not that i dont know anything, but that im not worried. i dont even give shit about the exams. gp tmr and i havent even started on any gp. but u cant study for gp. so i wont. lol. if the jc timeline was put into secondary school,since i finished 1/4 of my jc education, i woulda completed sec1 and terms would be like my sec1 exams, which i screwed up. but then i did well in sec2, so hopefully that would be reflected in my promos later.. shit wtf am i talking about, this is bullshit.

ok, its right that i set my targets for the terms now.
physics - b
chem- b
math -b
gp- b
chinese-c5

ok, those are my targets. so they dont have to be met, and i know they wont be. lol, reminds me of precision and accuracy. i'd rather they be accurate than precise. realistically, i think ill get 1 grade below my target. ok, say hi to term 3.

oh my.

so like on thursday i took an mrt from sch to town to meet my niggas for some fun in the singapore summer sun (shit sounds damn gay.we just went to town la). anyways like i notice alot of shit abt singapore's MRTs. like you know everyone is fucking kiasu and rushing around, and some assholes even enter the train before the people inside can get out. and once they enter the train, they slow down, so the people behind them get owned or end up analing the dog... sigh, like yesterday this 40 year old man bumped into me while rushing out of the train. i mean like dude i understand u gotta rush around because u need ur boss to think ur working hard then u wont get fired. but couldnt you see what uniform i was wearing? like everyone knows that u gotta give ac students respect cause one day they'll give ur children jobs and if their lucky maybe they'll earn enough to buy a car, unlike you, 40 years old and taking the mrt, shame on you.

damn. didnt do any work today. went back to barker and saw a few teachers, and bumped into the scouts accidentaly. then met stupid su at ccab to play hockey. actually i played hockey and he played netball. anyways after that we wanted to go to food haven. thinking su would know the way, i let him lead, but he lead us into the SMU campus where we got lost. but being smart i found a way to exit through the accountancy faculty. having no bearing of our new location, we walked all the way back to ccab where we proceeded to get lost the same way. then we turned back and saw wong swee ming running around. but anyways we got lost again and this time had to use the faculty of information technology or some shit to get out. so after 2 hours of walking around SMU, CCAB and the botanics, we still couldnt find food haven. so we went to some prata shop next to CCAB which didnt even have air con. sigh.sigh.sigh. im so tired now. i cant believe i wasted the whole day.

at least i still bowled 170 just now :) like after not bowling for 2 weeks and my legs got owned, i could still get 170. thats not too bad. but im gonna get my new ball after exams, so i might not bowl that well for awhile after i get it.

ok, i better finish the chem and physics syllabus tonight. only ideal gases and chemical kinetics left!

so much to do, so little time

afterthought: batman. wtf is justice? a form of justice to one is a form of injustice to another.
and "why do we fall?". "so we can pick ourselves up" ?? bruce didnt even pick himself up, he was saved by his dad, and he lived in fear for like 20 years. what a bad metaphor.

its all how we use it

if god is a dj
and life is a dancefloor
and love is a rhythm
then you are the music.

things to do

things to do by midnight today.

1. physics - work, energy, power
2. physics - abit of thermodynamics
3. chinese - learn like a few thousand of the vocab words in the notes
4. chem - thermochem revision

recovered

at least im recovered from my gastric flu/fever. i dont even know how i got it. i threw up whatever i ate and had a freaking bad fever for 2 days la. so horrible. it sucks feeling hungry and not being able to eat cause u'll just vommit. now i know what it feels like to be some starving african child.

i finally started some revision. i did 2 chapters on chem in 2 days. lol. maybe i should really pick up the pace. i aim to complete the chem and physics syllabus by sunday so i can start on the tys by monday.but i think my math is dead, maybe i should pay attention to daniel sun more. now that i think abt it, its quite hard to get 2A, 2Ao for promos. because even if i get all 3A's. i might not get the AO for chinese and the GP standard is damn high also. shit.

i have no life. i better get a life soon.

srjc owns you

none of you will ever know that u got owned. since u were in ac for first 3 months u didnt get to experience life in other jc's and realise how fucked up acjc actually is. barker wasnt like that. acps wasnt like that. only acjc is fucked. even srjc owns it.

but then again, acjc is fun. like when we're not in lessons.

acjc + students = fun
acjc + students + teachers = fucked
acjc + teachers = hell

brb in 3 days

sigh. i guess i should feel lucky.. god made everything work out alright in the end. but somehow, im still not satisfied. wtf is missing, this feeling sux.

the 2 weeks of slacking are over. im gonna start the 2 weeks of mugging now. and ill be a chalet till tuesday so brb in 3 days.

the holidays so far

haven't done work the entire week, save those few hours in school for revision. better start mugging soon, gotta fulfill my part of the pact with god, since he's done his part... been playing too much dota with the class lately..like on monday after physics we played dota for like 5 hours omgwtfbbq!?. nothing much to blog about. 1st week of hols are damn stoned. better stop stoning in front of my comp and get out more often. yep

Raffles Raped. -the regions round echo the sound of acs forever-

LoL.23-0 .thats the score with rj in rugby today. it was just pure ownage. it was damn funny watching some of them cry during the prize presentation. like, how could they even dream of beating us twice in a row? i could see the anger on their faces during the prize presentation ceremony. how they want revenge and all.. but they wont get it for at least another 2 years, cause its always like that. its like a 4 year cycle where ac wins 3 years and rj wins 1. they'll just train really hard for the whole year trying to beat us but just get owned again next may.

we kinda derserve the title after rj beat us in badminton, squash, tennis, hockey, cross country, and god knows what else. its like the rivalry between ac and raffles has never been this high until i reached jc. even when i was in ac last time we didnt really hate raffles so bad. just now during the match some people(like me) were even jeering at raffles. its just.. satisfying to see the misery on their faces when they lose. its oddly pleasing... i dont think i've ever wanted ac to win as much as i did today.

ahh well. terms ending. if i dont go out with qing and the rest tmr then ill go with my class. im really tired this week, i just cant wait for holidays. ill probably start mugging in the final 2 weeks of the hols and scrape 3 passes or something.

hocker? bowler ? loser?

i told clemens if we didnt get the boys gold i would join bowling. guess what? we didnt. fucking sa, they spoilt my future in hockey. now i wouldnt be able to train with hot hockey girls anymore. sigh. i bet they're all damn happy now, because they finally beat us. but we'll take it back next year, and they wont have it again. but am i really gonna let this result sway my decision? i dont even know. somehow my prospects in both bowling and hockey seem equal. im confident that ill make it for the ac bowling team if i train through june. but im also confident that ill make it into the hockey team because there aint even enough guys to form a team next year. ill get to own sa in both cca's. but my friends are in hockey. i think the hockey team's much nicer. and i think my heart's still in bowling. and i havent met the bowling team yet.

1 day left to decide

stressed.

omg how could i be so stressed? i hardly even do any work. but i think just going to school for so long is already tiring me out. its only like term 2 of j1 and im feeling more stressed than i was at the peak of my o levels, thats damn scary. anyways, regarding my previous post, i guess i was just concentrating on the bad things about acjc? i forgot that the good things about it owns the bad things, so its cool.

i keep forgetting that acjc is fun when everyone aint mugging. like somehow when we're not in lessons, i find that things are so much more fun and lively. we can only attribute that to the fact that ac is only fun because of its students. so once you put a teacher* in everything starts to suck. even Mrs Chan said during assembly that "you students make up the whole environment of the college" or something like that, which is indirectly admitting that alot of her staff are pretty screwed, seeing that they dont contribute to the culture of the college or whatever her first statement meant. but we shall not be so analytical today, seeing that that is a general statement as we know that many teachers in ac are not like that.

its like everytime i try and imagine myself in srjc now, i pretend that i would be happy there. but i wont, im forgetting how much i didnt like it during the first 3 months. i think i should change my negative / cynical/ pessimistic way of looking at things and learn to appreciate the good things instead of whine about the bad. after all ,thats what life's all about.


*ok fine, only some teachers.

sigh

so like life in ac isnt that great after all. in fact, i feel that life in sr was better. for one, ill be in the top class there, and i know more people there, and i could've bowled in A divs if i stayed, and so many other things. and since i was in the top class i would be peer pressured to study and probably do well for my A levels too. lets compare it to my life in ac, where im the top of the bottom, cca-less, and know relatively few people compared to my sr days.

and my friends in ac wil never get to experience life in other jc's a realise that ac actually sux. even xavier who was from cj agrees with me. fuck, now i made a mistake and i have to live with it. ohwells, at least i get to have some fun in ac with the great load of stress (compared to even more fun in sr with no stress). i better get a cca and get to know at least 100 more people or something. that brings me to my super screwed dilemma of dilemma's, should i follow my heart and join bowling or follow my friends and join hockey? like the hockey team is so much more cool and friendly than i expect the bowling team to be, but i havent even seen the bowling team yet so i cant comment, but since i dont know anyone in bowling and i know like half the people in hockey it would be much better in hockey. crap, if i was in sr i wouldnt even be in this dilemma. But i didnt stay cuz the sr uniform sucked and the school image sucked. And of course people would laugh at how a 12 pointer stayed, but ill be in the top class with the single digit people who stayed too, so when i own them in A levels, wouldnt i be the one laughing?

like now im only liking ac because my class is quite cool. like its fun to mess around and stuff. i hope god put me with such fun people and such great tutors for a reason. like in december i did make a pact with him to mug if he let me come ac, and im not even doing that, i feel like i lied to god, that fucking sux, i think ill go to hell. but i wont, cause im trying to mug. hopefully i can hit my target of 3 b's for terms. its so ironic because when i made that pact going to ac was everything to me, now i wish i wasnt here. sigh.

prelude

so this is like the prelude to my "serangoon special part 3" post. since i thought that i should blog at least once more about my life in srjc. like, now i look back at my time there, and i realise that its not as bad as i made it out to be. but its 1130 now, and im too tired to think straight, so i cant really finish my blog, so ill write the actual thing tmr, which is why this is a prelude to the actual srjc post. lol

this is like an extra part, where i whine about how out of the 3 dota's i played today 2 were screwed by leavers/laggers. so to all of u out there with useless comps : buy a new one or dont play. and too all the noobs : if u die to me then stay and die more, its not like leavings gonna change the fact that you suck. i must say 6.06 is one of the best dota's i've played so far, the landscape is much nicer and the graphics are cooler. like the ghouls explode when they die, or is it just becasue of rifleman's scatter shot? dunno, but its nicer now

cj pwnage

so we watched the rugby match between cj and ac yesterday. watching cj get pwnt was the funniest shit in the world. all they scored was a kick that gave em 3 points. no touch downs at all. and most of the game was spent in their side of the field. the final score was like 70-3 or something. but rugby really is a damn scary game, u get owned the moment u touch the ball, and getting fucked in the ass by the 20 hundred kg guys piling on of u is not pleasent.

so like, i think the problem with cj is that they arent motivated to play for their school. unlike the ac guys, who wanna win and bring glory to ac so kelvyna can put up another sustained achievement banner for sports outside the school. and then the cj guys are already so sad that they got posted to such a horrible place, how do u expect them to be driven to win?? like everytime one of them got owned by an ac guy, he'll be rolling around on the ground moaning until they stop the game and attend to his fake injuries, but when an ac guy gets owned by a cj rugger, he'll just get up and start kicking more cj ass. its quite symbollical? like when we fall, we just get up again and kill them, but when they fall, they stay down and get themselves killed once more.

hope we'll beat rj in the finals this year, i mean, we already lost our x-country title to them after holding it for 3 years or summat. theres a match with sajc next week, should be more exciting than the cj one. sa was 3rd last year and beat cj by a bigger margin than us after all.

on a final note, we should observe that 3 points cj had was the only time anyone scored against ac in like the past 3 months. so they did do quite a good job after all. LoL

so like i dunno what

so should i blow $440 on 2 new bowling balls? huh? huh? huh? i really gotta be sure of my interest in the sport la, which im not even sure of until now. of course i've been training 3 times a week, but... ahhh crap. so its gonna be like $290 for my strike ball and $150 for my spare ball. i think ill either get a primetime/ killer instinct/ vortex 2 and another maxim. and make em both 14 lbs. oh my goodness, i dont know what to do!! should i get em? im sure they'll improve my game, but i dont know if i have the.. perserverence to train. sigh

anyways im gonna watch the ac rugby match with cj tmr. it should be quite funny watching some mass ownage 80-0 or some crap. damn. i better make up my mind and start getting serious about bowling.

what was meant to be

so like i actually meant to bitch about my sad life and how im not getting even 6 hours of sleep daily, how i find the fact that most of my class is racist funny, how arthur looks so innocent and guai but actually is a racist lil lamer, how this bitch teacher screwed me for pressing the lift on the 4th floor, how we screwed around in the dark LT today, but im too sian. so thats a summary. lol, anyways gotta rush off for my training now so bb

should pass chem, hope i can scrape a B.

wtf

wtf im gonna fail physics. ahh who cares its not like i woulda passed since i only started A level physics 2 weeks ago. so like 1se1 is alot cooler now cause almost 2 weeks are over and we're all not stoning around anymore. realised that weizhi's a damn pro blog hunter, he even found mine. btw, i thought swell was screwed cause of this : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swell&r=f. but only su uses urban dictionary so who cares.

double maths is like our classes double free period in air con. Daniel Sun will start talking about some questions that no one did, and start teaching keith (almost every tutorial is the tutor's one on one tuition with him, actually, most lectures are too). so i was trying to solve zhen hao's rubics cube and played pencil soccer with arthur and started playing hangman. then we sms-ed jeremy wong and pretended we were hot girls who wanted to know him. lol, how stupid, like.. i would have payed attention if i knew wtf he was talking about but since i only started attending class in ac 2 weeks ago i dont right?

anyways i better start mugging for chem since i already fucked physics up but knowing me i probably wont. sian.

so like acjc is trying to collect funds to help lee wei kong (the ex acjc rugby captain) pay for his medical bills and stuff. u can see their appeal for donations here. seriously? the acjc admin are so screwed and materialistic why are they doing this? i bet its only because he was their ex rugby captain and they were obliged to do so because the students council decided to start the donation thing. i dont even think they give a shit about the existing students, much less the EX students. and if he was some kinda lamer from strategic games club or something i bet they wont even give a shit. the students really are the only ones which makes acjc a fun place, other than all the 1se1 tutors, mr loy and a few other young teachers, the school is pretty fucked up. until they can change the impression they etched in my head, im gonna keep thinking this way of them, maybe im generalizing too much because my run ins with the school staff when i first entered were screwed? dunno. it's just so different from barker where everyone was nice.. except mrs campbell.

physics test

crap, i got a physics test tmr. now i wish i didnt skip every single make up lecture and spent today's last minute one cursing qing and j pang and writing shit on tables and trying to rip tables out of the seats. so like, i dont know anything about thermodynamics, temperature or ideal gases. im so dead.

moving on, theres like this group of people who are extremely smug and think they're so cool because they got single digit and are at the back of the top classes. So these peeps think they're damn cool because they did 4 pts better than me, but lets examine it more closely. 4 pts = 20 marks right? and 20 /6 = 3.3333 right? but that would be the max ( as in they really get the full 5 marks more than me in every subject), so we can safely round the mean down to 3 from 3.333 (err thats 2 marks for 6 subs). Therefore these coolio's think they're damn uber because they spent 9 months mugging(compared to my 1 month of mugging) to do 3 marks better than me per subject. RIGHT... and theoretically since u did 9 times more study than me you should be getting like 6-7? even after counting the fact that its harder to do better once you're doing well. err btw, smart aint cool??

ok la, i didnt mean to bitch but u people were pissing me off this morning with ur "smartness" werent u? and no ones gonna know who it is unless you're stupid enough to tag. lol

so like i went training yesterday and got 190 with just spares and like 1 strike. so i was like wtf, thats damn cool. im starting to get my form back, those zero open frames seemed so far away but are slowly coming back. . but i still gotta train more and hope they'll let me into school team after this year's A divs.

lol funny T_T

lol today was damn funny. in the morning mark ng went on the stage to announce the rugby team's victories over the weekend. It was like AC vs SR 49-0, AC vs OFS 45-0 , AC vs RJ 15-0. like wtf no one scored against us? thats damn lame. its like playing a warcraft game with 0 unit losses. but i guess rj was using their team 2 or some crap like that.The entire school was laughing at 49-0 with srjc la. damn sad, they must have been damn demoralised after the loss which will inevitably affect their performance in A divs. But its not like they'll perform in the A divs lol. ok shit im dissing sr too much. im so evil it was my school for the 3 worst months in my life after all.

sigh sooner or later ill have to give up my dotaing and wc3ing. its like when im playing i get bored of it after an hour, but when im not playing i have a longing for it. shit, its worst than drugs...

zzz

shit, i hardly mugged this weekend. better start now.

work work work..

yay weekend :)

finally the weekends here... went to pocket bowl to train just now. did like 2 games of drills, then bowled 3 games. 1 and 2 step drill really trains finishing position la, but it makes my left leg ache like shit cuz all my weight is on that leg. in my worst game i had like 3 open frames with a total score of 131. like most of my pinfalls come from spares, and i dont make full use of the ball after the spare. so i waste it. on my last game i had only 1 open frame but ended with only 149 because of that. sian. gotta learn to string my strikes and spares together to pwn...

saw tpjc training there. they all seem so noob, only 1 or 2 pros, like srjc. there are actually people there using house balls to bowl la, wtf. they actually take in noobs, and at this level its too late to take in noobs and train them for competetion.. they must be damn short of players.

the best is yet to be?

nothing much to say these few days, school life's starting to become so monotonous again. all we do is mug, or stone. waiting for recess to come after assembly, waiting for lunch to come after recess, waiting for school to end after lunch. the A level syllabus isnt that hard after all, just need to pay attention and u'll understand all the shit.

seeing _l much less now, we only attend lecture together. so sad. wrote _l all over my lecture notes until qing started writing _l on his. what a dog. but then again she's just... nevermind. chem lecture is the only lecture i can slack off, i dont really have to follow because i can study chem from the notes, the new lecturer's some bitch who doesnt have pms twice a century.


Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which the first was made:
Our times are in His hand,
Who saith "A whole I planned,
Youth shows but half; trust god: see all, nor be afraid!"

since i have no life, i read the entire poem. its 192 lines long. those are the first 6. "Rabbi Ben Ezra" by Robert Browning. at least now i know why they chose "the best is yet to be" as our school motto. its quite interesting. Click on the title if u have no life like me.

new class?

so we all met our new classes yesterday. 1se1 is quite a cool class. all our tutors are damn nice and cool, and the people are cool too. im starting to like my class :) thank god for giving such a class to spend 2 years with, the people in my class are damn nice and funny la. even though i've only met them for 2 days, i can tell that in the end 1se1 will be a great class full of cool people. when i see how qing hates sb2 and how su's screwed in sd1 (dunno?, i think su likes his class), i feels good to be in a class when at least not everyone are nerds and not everyone is SCREWED.

life in ac is damn tiring. i never really got to experience the full blast of JC life in srjc cause i skipped school half the time and when i was in school i was skipping lectures anyway. i desperately need sleep. i need to catch up on all my subjects too but when i get home im too tired to do much work? shit, i better start taking afternoon naps so at least i can work till 12. i haven't forgotten my pact with god and im gonna fulfill it.

im not sure if i wanna join bowling anymore. everyone in the ac team is so pro, i think if i bowl 200 they'll laugh at me cause they all bowl 240 or some shit. i bet they cry when they dont strike or something. and i dont know anyone in bowling too, unless i make new friends when i join la. maybe ill join in may or some crap, because i know i cant get into the team for the A div's this year.

fuck decisions..... they mess everyone up.

oh shit i dont have a title for this

ill tell u who's gonna win miss singapore universe right now, even before they annouce the results. it'll be May Ng. But if its not, then its gonna be Cheryl Ng, i think her surname is Ng la, but its Cheryl. Other than those 2, the other contestants are shit man. they arent even good looking. There was this ah lian who answered "racial harmony day" to the question "which is ur favourtite festival of another race". WTF U STUPID LIAN, RACIAL HARMONY ISNT A FESTIVAL AND HOW CAN IT BE OF ANOTHER RACE WHEN ITS CELEBRATED BY EVERY RACE? stupid. stupid. stupid.

The Miss Singapore Universe contest is made up of those girls who fail to become models. Those much hotter models wont wanna compete to be Miss Singapore Universe anymore. knnb, the ugliness of the entire show disgusts me. Most of the hot girls in ac > most singapore universe contestants. sad singapore, both our miss singapore and singapore idol are screwed. Especially our idols, taufik aint too bad, but sly sux,bloody beng, he should die. fucking bengs, fucking lians, they spoil the image of singapore....

btw, pope john paul is dying. thats damn sad. i've got alot of respect for him la, and so do many other people around the world. for many decades he's been the moral leader of the entire world. but soon he'll be leaving this world for the next. u don't need to be catholic to appreaciate the fact that the pope owns. even world leaders like bush listen to him. bless his soul.

You Are 17 Years Old

17 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

stoned

i realised that if i dont feel like blogging i shouldnt. if not all the comes out would be a load of boring crap. like the previous post etc etc. from now on i should only blog when i feel like it, those days when i start typing and everything on my mind just comes out. which was damn long ago. i think the last time i did that was my apology to Mrs G.C. speaking of g.cshe doesnt seem sad about her very great personal loss earlier this year.. i wonder why. hmmm. maybe she's overworking herself to forget it, i saw her reach school at 640am in a cab on orientation day 1. thats damn power la, and who the hell goes so early to school on day 1?? (either than me, of course)



L -
14 hundred -

acjc > rjc > njc > cjc > pjc > yjc > srjc

so like, ac rocks. everyday im liking it more and more. i can't wait to get my class la, then things will be more fun. and i skipped afternoon lectures for the last 2 days to follow the guys to play lan and cut hair and drink super strong coffee at coffee bean etc etc... like omg, i probably missed out on alot la, im gonna stop skipping from tmr onwards, gotta start mugging for the CA in week 4 man. heard that physics is damn hard, so ill just have to mug EVEN HARDER

had REW this week, tmr's the last day. i gotta say that the chapels in barker seemed better,more... ?holy? like i could really feel god's presence and everything there la. but as qing pointed out it could be because in barker only 500 people were in chapel at one time while in ac 1900 people are doing it at the same time. being back in a christian school rocks, i felt so deprived when i was in sr cause i didnt get to hear devotions and prayer every morning etc etc. at least now i get to hear it for 2 more years. Even though im still recovering from my traumatic experience in sr, life is getting better in ac, and im sure it will continue to. at least i no longer dread going to school like i did in sr...

Orientation 2

So O2 ended on thursday night. really a waste that its only 2 days long, but ohwells, we are 2nd intake students. Getting screwed in corn starch and mud and detergent was just damn fun la.. lol. Too bad now my og is split up forever. They should really have made it longer. Like we're gonna waste next week with all-week lectures anyway.

I think this time the finale was cooler than the 1st intake one. O1's campfire was super draggy and boring, i know cuz i was stoning there. At least this time it was a short finale. like we all went to the badminton hall to watch the finale video and mass dance etc etc. ended at 7. cheers to the cool councellors who made it all happen, and to my og too, see u in school people! jaraderth jaraderth!!

and if u havent known yet, im only allowed to take 3 a lvl subs in ac cuz they say my sciences arent good enough. i absoulutely dont think so.. but they have the last say. ohwells again. math chem physics maths(s) physics(s) chem(s) and GP will still give me 7 distinctions(ok that will never happen, ill only get 6 distinctions cuz i wont take physics s paper ). so no worries. gogo 1se1!!! se1 all the way!

Jaraderth**

ok i got it wrong. u know when i wrote down my OG name, i wrote the r such that it looked like a v. lame. anyways today i got to see jaraderth. turned out like i expected, only like half my OG wants to stay, the rest got booted from hwa chong, rj or nj. its so stupid man, like all these people who dont wanna be here are here, and the people who really wanna be here arent. what bitter irony.

so my og will only be together for 2 days. thats sad. they should make it longer, u know, give ourselves a chance to know each other better. 2 days is too short!! ah well, we'll probably be cooler after the games tmr la. at least i interract with the people in my og (unlike the some people i know during their orientation in 1st intake). in short, things are great, i suppose it'll be even cooler when i get my class.

im looking forward to tmr. at least ill be participating in the games, lol. i sorta sat out today cuz i was too sian. but tmr ill win for jaraderth!! now im back in ac, i know how cool it is again. being back again sure is great. just hope they'll allow me to take 4 subs, like wtf.. if i was in cj or something i would take 4subs with no problem la. stupid ac making it raw l1r5 10... and i also cant decide whether to take math chem phy econs or math chem bio econs. advice anyone??

Javaderth

So like today i finally went to cut my hair, cuz people tell me that the discipline at ac is like gay. And my hair guy didnt have his old assistant, like wtf man, theres this new girl who spends 15 mins washing ur hair. i think my scalp was wrinkled after that la. zzz anyways after that my ogl called me and told me his name was A_ _ _ _ _ (i forgot).

So like, i hope i can click with my OG and all. Even though its only 2 days, u know.. make the best of it. Orientation is fun after all right?

We'll see in a day or 2

sunburnt in sentosa

right. so on wednesday we all finally abandoned our comps and decided to go to sentosa! haha. met in the morning for breakfast at harbourfront macs before proceeding to play pool and arcade at the arcade place there ( this was not planned but we decided it was cool to do it first). Pool wasnt that fun, but the arcade was cool man. haha, beat su in every daytona game we played and then beat him in NBA before proceeding to give 4 computer teams including the S.A Spurs a thrashing before getting pwned by a team called "alanta hawks". which was damn stupid. i didnt even know there was an "atlanta hawks". lol

anyways we went straight to siloso beach once we were in sentosa. swam over to the island to write a big FUCK. haha, then some ah beng's destroyed it by making it "zx loves to FUCK". fucking assholes, i bet they didnt know how to spell fuck thats why they had to wait for us to spell it for them. moving on, we swam back to the main island and were floating around in the water when we saw this hot girl. now at that point, we didnt know she was a bloody lesbian. only later on when she and her fuckin butch partner came and started intimately hugging next to us in the water did we realise she was les. Lemme take this moment to say this is a damn waste, freakin butches stealing hot girls from guys, its just saddening to know that a few guys were deprived of a hot gf because she turned les. i mean, how do they do it? they cant have children or anything can they? we were also ogling at this group of girls but never really talked to them cuz we were all damn sian and wanted to get out of the water after swimming for 3 hours+ (never seemed that long did it guys?)

anyways ds got lost for like half an hour after we washed up and we were stoning at the rasa-sentosa beach place where our locker was for him to come back with our key. sian, all this communication breakdown screwed us up. went to sakae sushi to eat ourselves dead. we ate 91 bucks of sushi like wtf, omfg. lol. 4 rounds of sushi and desert with fruits. we ate that days lunch, dinner and the next days breakfast in 1 meal. felt like vommiting after the 3rd rond of sushi and skipped desert. u know when we started we were like damn hungy and were like "hey sushi is cool" but after 1.5 hours of eating later we were like "shit im in the TAF club, gg".

my shoulders hurt from the sunburn

barker carvival and haunted house

lol. the haunted house was the funniest shit i ever did. since there werent actually shifts we were working from 9am-530pm except for a few short breaks. we were all quite serious and did some scary shit from 9am - noon but after that we couldnt be bothered. so we just sat behind the thrash bags and screamed nanoflame's name. lol. and when some fucked up rowdy barker guys come we insult them badly and push them into the next room. its damn funny. can u imagine paying 7 bucks to enter a haunted house to hear the ghost say "fuck u and ur 7 mothers 8 times in every hole". But its not like they werent pissing us off, we only did it to the fuckers who make holes in the fake walls and act like fags. then there were these 56 point people trying to act cool by punching big holes in the thrash bags. like fuck em. they can fucking work in my son's 3rd mistresses 15th dog's 8th servant's 2nd lap-dog's factory.

ok, but everything was fun la. like we had alot of fun insulting all those mother fuckers. and i remember dragging some sec1 kid 5 metres on the floor because he squirted water at me. lol. they act so cool but when u fuck them back they look like useless small fags scared that u'll punch them again. i hope the violence and profanities we used on them really affected them. i dont know what barker is becoming now, all the fags trying to act cool and shit like that. they can all shit in their pants while driving their C.O.M.F.O.R.T cabs in the future. i had a nice day, i know i spoilt theirs. but i dont care, because they suck. i wish i was back there in the dark railing insults at every family member they have. it is fun to do that after all.

oh and u know that funniest thing ever was that after that people actually told me that the haunted house was one of the best stalls they ever went to that day? so people actually enjoyed paying to be insulted in pitch darkness. lol